Where's the strangest place you've ever taken a crap?

[Tranquillian]

In the forest, hugging a tree (not really). It was during a military exercise and I had been holding it in for a week.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

heh. Military excercises are harsh.

I was in army cadets and qualified to go do Para. It makes (canada's) basic training seem like pussy shit. And we're 18-19 year old kids. One hell of an experience though. It, among other things in my life, have given me an extremely strong will... and made me as stubborn as an ox.

Jumping out of a plain didn't seem nearly as scary as Master Sergeant Cox screaming at me. I don't think I could do it without him though.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Last month me and my chums went camping. After a pot of pork and beans and canned ham, I needed to go let one loose. So I scurried behind a tall pine tree, as it would conceal my fannie from any fecal foragers that may of been lurking in the out skirts of said woods. Anywho, after ripping a turd that was big enough to play a game of regulation football, I heard a tumble towards my ankles. This mammoth deposit of defecation had shitballed down the slope in which I shat and came crashing into my favorite pair of blue jeans!!! To make a long story short, I ended up washing the pair in the lake cherokee style with a stick and a stone.

Moral of the story - Always shit downhill.

 

[lizard]

sure, you always shit downhill or downriver from your campsite, to avoid little things like cascading turds and dysentery.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I like taking a shit out of a tree. It makes a most satisfying splat. Still remember the time I ambushed my buddies with a wonderful hotdog splatter. I got a black eye and a ton of laughs out of it. Then again, they laughed about it later that day as well.

It's not really strange. But it's funny.

 

[JayKeeley]

I like taking a shit out of a tree. It makes a most satisfying splat. Still remember the time I ambushed my buddies with a wonderful hotdog splatter.

Amazing! You even timed it right, huh? :zombie:

I took a shit on a boat once in Hong Kong. When you lift the terlit seat, you can see straight through to the ocean underneath.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

kinda. there was 6 of them walking slowly and I dropped near em. they mostly got hit with the splash from hitting the ground.

 

[JayKeeley]

They should make that into an olympic event.

 

[lurch70]

When you lift the terlit seat, you can see straight through to the ocean underneath.

that's like the cross country trains in Romania ... you sit there and this great draft goes right through your butt'ole

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I think pissing from a tree is. Or should be. Shitting from a tree is a lot harder though.

 

[Hell Mike]

... it seems to be called "kaviar" in porn talk.

 

[lurch70]

heheheheh .... it's no fish eggs for sure.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

in my pants, and on the bathroom floor.

 

[Ellestin]

I can't remember having dumped anywhere else than a toilet seat. What a boring life of mine.

Pissing is an entirely different matter of course, but less of a feat.

 

[E-bortion]

Glass, shortly after filled with coke for camo. I was drunk and pissed off. Never found out if anyone indulged though.

 

[dorian gray]

i was the first person to shit in the toilet of our brand new dialysis unit. not very interesting but it's always good to be the first to take a shit somewhere.

 

[lizard]

christening a new toilet is a privilege. learn it, love it, live it

 

[lurch70]

been playing around with my digital camera and realized it has a nice little movie recording feature ...

so without further adoooo ... here is a demo on how to wipe your ass Communist Style ... with just one measly sheet of toilet paper
(just recorded 2 minutes ago ... ignore the heavy breathing )

http://www.ultraxdjs.com/temp/wipe.MOV

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

hehe, i'll have to make a movie for you guys as well.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.ultraxdjs.com/temp/wipe.MOV

five stars