Which body type would you rather pork? Mature discussion ONLY!

[NAD]

Where I live "fupa" is called a gunt

hahaha

so I had a chance once to bang this super chubby black chick ... she was cute as hell ... slutty as fuck ... friend of another chick ex-coworker of mine.

was hammered ... flirting all night and promissing her all kinds of nasty shit.
dropped off my other coworker and met up with the chubster at her house.

I was all worked up and wanted to nail her right on the couch with the lights on ... but she insisted on some weird romantic shit with the lights off (presumably not to punish me with the sight of ungodly thighs.

anyway ... when it came down to getting it on ... i couldn't get joey to wake up ... my hand fondling the flesh was sending the wrong messages

hahaha I remember this story. I also remember sharing my half of a can't-keep-it-up bit due to a larger-than-average yeast filled cavern of love. That was even after the great helmet she gave, whoops.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd need a photo of Susperia to decide.

 

[MFJ]

wtf dear lord.

 

[Dark One]

Hmmm... I find myself drawn to that pink hair....

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Susperia]

Hmmm... I find myself drawn to that pink fupa....

fixed.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

So, did you vote for yourself Susperia?

 

[Susperia]

No, I voted for the Fupa.

Of course I voted for me. It's not like I had much competition.


edit: I left that fupa bitch in the dust with my massive amount of votes. \m/\m/

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

I'm glad you're proud of beating a bitch with a FUPA

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'd be proud to beat a bitch with a FUPA...





with an axe.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

 

[Dark One]

fixed.

Weak! There's something about that pink wig hair dammit, take a compliment dammit!!

DAMMIT!!!!

 

[Trylakos]

I remember last summer me nad my friends went on a "gunt hunt" where we tried to take candid pictures of gunts. it wasn't very successful , but it was funny at the time

 

[NAD]

me nad my friends

Score!

 

[skeptik]

Weak! There's something about that pink wig hair dammit, take a compliment dammit!!

DAMMIT!!!!

T'wasn't a wig iirc.

 

[MFJ]

T'wasn't a wig iirc.

what the hell does "iirc" stand for

 

[skeptik]

if I recall correctly

 

[lurch70]

Weak! There's something about that pink wig hair dammit, take a compliment dammit!!

DAMMIT!!!!

.. can't even score with the board troll ... oh man

 

[Dark One]

T'wasn't a wig iirc.

So it really was a FUPA? Wow, she was being serious and I didn't even know it.

 

[Dark One]

.. can't even score with the board troll ... oh man

Hmm... the George Costanza philosophy of doing the opposite sounds like a good avenue to try.