Which Dictator Are You?
- Thread starter _A_SCARLET_SUNSET_
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Well I'm:
SADDAM HUSSEIN
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
SADDAM HUSSEIN
You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!
DotNoir
Nyhverö
nafnikufesin
N.F.F.
You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
The only good thing about being Tony is that you "own" scotland and therefore can drink whisky alot
xenophobe
Active Member
nØthing
Christpuncher
Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!
Haha, that's a great test.
nafnikufesin
N.F.F.
Originally posted by xenophobe
I take it you checked off "Until I run out of wars to fight, I'll still get the "stupid" vote."
Heretic _Princess
Diabolical Beauty
Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little shit!
~UlvedaL~
Where Lost Souls Travel
As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power News flash for you: You're not!
Jax
Forum Goddess
Slash Freeman
Iron Maiden obsessive
"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
chileanmetal
Tear Your Soul Apart
~Zeanra~
Tandtroll
Ziller
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Hitler.
Maybe it's my mental state at the moment but I just can't bring myself to laugh at this shit. It's not that the subject matter is somehow so serious... it's just the predictability and the inherent "evilness" of the choices. This shit is weak, and it's been done -- better.
Maybe it's my mental state at the moment but I just can't bring myself to laugh at this shit. It's not that the subject matter is somehow so serious... it's just the predictability and the inherent "evilness" of the choices. This shit is weak, and it's been done -- better.
