Which hand do you use to jack off?

Which hand do you use to jack off?

  • left.

    Votes: 9 15.5%
  • right.

    Votes: 24 41.4%
  • both.

    Votes: 20 34.5%
  • none.

    Votes: 1 1.7%
  • i don't.

    Votes: 4 6.9%

  • Total voters
    58
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:lol: My left, even though I'm right handed. I'm ambidextrous I guess. :lol:

It's funny too......if I'm like, playing my guitar or something in front of a friend, they'll be like "I wonder how your picking hand got so fast" and I'll tell them "Nah dude, I use my left" and they're like "What the fuck?" and yeah......ok. That's true though, but not really like that. I don't care, I'm tired, delirious from this flu, I could just carry on forever. My right hand is probably faster though considering I've been playing guitar for twelve years and I can pick pretty fucking fast and shit.......I should try it.....it would be like a zombie hand. A whole new world!!!

Oh yeah, and I hear that it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hari-Kari Rock. I need scissors! 61!! Pickled beach sand tells the glass windowed water about the pumpkin-faced telescopic microscopes.
 

> Wrong forum ya wanker

hehehe sorry about that :) :)

> Without a vibby: both
> With a vibby: sometimes left, sometimes right

Cooolll!! if you need any help with the vibby, just call me anytime :D

> @delt: I'm not gonna ask why you're curious...

hehehehe.... probably cause i'm right handed but i mostly do myself with my left ...must be a guitarist habit i developped :--}

oh, on a related topic, does anyone else have a obsessive -FIXATION- for eating pussy? i mean....... HOLY FUCKING YUM i can't stop once i started giving head to a beautiful girl AAAAAAAAH!!!! ...... and i must add, once you've tasted an awesomely -gorgeous- black girl, there's really no turning back.
 
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