Which hand do you use to jack off?

[Zarok666]

I use the mouth of girlfriend, that's the best.

And by the way, eating pussy is delicious, especially for breakfast.

 

[A Fire Inside]

@BodomiC: One thing you do seventeen times per day and you don't know how to say it in English. "Masturbate".



Don't eat me alive, I'm just kidding, I always do that.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

I use the mouth of girlfriend, that's the best.

And by the way, eating pussy is delicious, especially for breakfast.

besides, your hands are always busy mantaining Scythes of Bodom and touching your bodom collection

 

[BodomiC]

oh thats good poll

depends on position, but having a gf lips to do it rules completly

 

[Yogota]

I use the mouth of girlfriend, that's the best.

And by the way, eating pussy is delicious, especially for breakfast.

Hell yeah.

 

[bodomite]

you people honestly really REALLY need help

 

[Kitty]

None, I use a light saber :Smug:

muahahaha!

I thought I was the only one! +tries not to laugh+ +face goes red+ Ok I need to leave this thread before I laugh so hard that spit starts coming out my mouth.

 

[Janina]

Neither. And honestly, that's true, I can always wait for my husband

 

[bobvex]

I use the mouth of my girlfriend, that's the best.

I gotta get me one of them

 

[Peti]

I was sure that Marko posted here...
btw, I voted for "none" I always suck myself

 

[bodomite]

GOOOOO DELT!


I use both...




at the same time...


MUAAHAhAHAhAH!

WTF

 

[Kitty]

I was sure that Marko posted here...
btw, I voted for "none" I always suck myself

then you must be quite flexible or quite short.

 

[bodomite]

god damn thats flexable hahahahaha andi thought i was the most flexable here hahaha oh well

 

[Kitty]

god damn thats flexable hahahahaha andi thought i was the most flexable here hahaha oh well

Ah but does he pose in leather pants like you do ? +ha ha ha ha ha ha ha+

 

[bodomite]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well no I guess not

 

[Kitty]

never EVER underestimate the power of the leather pants! leather pants= I killed cows to look this sexy damnit!

 

[bobvex]

haha i'm thinking of fetting some leather pants, but i dont know if i look right with them. They will mainly be used to play shows and stuff like that. http://www.hevikangas.net/cobforumdecays/bobvex/ is a picture of me, and the axe i will be using mostly is down in my signature.

 

[bodomite]

never EVER underestimate the power of the leather pants! leather pants= I killed cows to look this sexy damnit!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a very good excuse i have to remember that one! thx hahaha

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

@johanna: damn.... how nerdy is that?!
masturbating AND Star Wars, TOGETHER ON THE SAME SENTENCE!

(and it's not "shit dude, i always get a boner when i see princess Leia with that bikini!" )

you should be ashamed!

**alt+tabs to the fake amidala nude pics**

*fap fap fap fap*

 

[Cat5Messiah]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats a very good excuse i have to remember that one! thx hahaha

No Thomas, no! EVIL!!