Which hand do you use to jack off?

[Kitty]

+has sneaking suspicion many board members were dropped on their heads as babies+

@Tut: Always the Princess Leia bikini for the guys. +tsk tsk+ I guess in a pinch you can always conduct electricity with it because its made of metal.

 

[bobvex]

OK Back to the topic at hand here people, come on which hand, im a rightie.

i swear to god im not making this up: My old buddy from boarding school, use to make something called a Fife. A fife is a latex glove folded up into a t shirt, and then he jerked it with that. I found this completely disgusting and repulsive, but he stood by that it was the best thing he ever felt besides the real thing. fucking gross.

 

[Kitty]

Jedi Mind Tricks!

On Topic : Derecha! +little lamb look+

@ Bob: Thanks that's a nice pic to get stuck in my head.

 

[Abrasive-X]

I need both of my hands for my behemot

 

[bobvex]

I use both hand to handle my behemot

pffff

Jedi Mind Tricks!

I'll use the Force to make all women want me!! Including you!!!! Mwahahahaha

and what about my good rep, Kitty, you said you would.

 

[Peti]

then you must be quite flexible or quite short.

god damn thats flexable hahahahaha andi thought i was the most flexable here hahaha oh well

nope, haha, no I've never done it

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

I need both of my hands for my behemot

UAEHEAUHuha see?!
i said the same thing and no one said "pfff"

that's what i mean when i say "everyone KNOWS we have big stuff around here!"

 

[bobvex]

Pfffff

 

[BodomiC]

Damn this is hilarious thread, there hasnt been any so much before I must addmint

Damn right hahaha

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

ahahahaahh..agree

@tut

so my dear bodomic...which hand u use or you're nice dudette who dont wank?

 

[Mammoth]

This thread is gay and lying.

I use DELT's hand...

 

[Kitty]

that's what i mean when i say "everyone KNOWS we have big stuff around here!"

I knew it! You all have big butts! Should I play Sir Mix-a-Lots's 'baby Got Back" ?

@Bobvex: you been repped

oh and if you got rep but no one signed it that was me! I sorta got lazy and just added rep to as many people I could find. Rep spree! =needs something to cheer her up=

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

But never repped the badger.

Gav needs rep after his encounters on the Soilwork forum.


This thread has turned into complete nonsense.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

@kitty: we have big butts indeed
but they're not FAT butts, they're big, round and pretty!

AND the men have big stuff in the frontal part of their pelvis too

now excuse me, i have some stuff to do

**turns on the radio**

**singing**
IIIII LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN..........

uuuhhh

sorry

 

[Torgoth]

I use the mouth of girlfriend, that's the best.

Same. But when it's not possible, right hand.

And by the way, eating pussy is delicious, especially for breakfast.

I agree.

 

[-Rivfader-]

I think this thread should be named What are your currently wanking off to?

 

[arakys]

i don't wank to music... that's just gross

but i do have sex to gun's n' roses now and then ahaha

 

[Kitty]

I think this thread should be named What are your currently wanking off to?

I'm surprised this thread isn't that long then........but it is a funny read.

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

haha

 

[Lanterns]