Which hand do you use to jack off?

[Kitty]

relax, i just do that kind of jokes with guys

Sometimes it pays to be a girl, that and I was just covering my bases.

Is there one for women Tut ?

 

[bodomite]

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

jokes for women? Well, lots, usually they're ambiguous and sex related

 

[Kitty]

+files down her claws+ You're horrible!

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

why shouldnt women drive? because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

waits for flaming and bad rep

 

[Kitty]

+inserts her claws into Spell's backside+

 

[BodomiC]

there was this joke:

What woman does in the kitchen? She cooks
What woman does in the bathroom? She washes
But what woman does in the living room watching TV? She has defenetly too long chain... (bash me women)

 

[Kitty]

I'm in too much pain to bash anyone. =sneezes and holds her aching head= But is that a translated joke ?

 

[BodomiC]

ok, so Ive translated it wrong The chains symbolize the women whose place is in kitchen or bathroom and that not allows her to flee of her jobs

 

[Kitty]

You're talking to a cat minded individual. Cats scoff at cages and leashes and give their owners the middle claw then go throw up a hairball in their human's best shoes.

 

[BodomiC]

pff heheh

 

[Kitty]

have you ever had a kitty throw up on your things ? It's nasty and I always knew that my kitties did it on purpose to tell me "you ain't the boss of me and you better change your behaviour or else".

I don't know any jokes except one about a donkey and an Honduran flag but that's in spanish.

 

[BodomiC]

Hey I have a cat since 8 years now, and I know how a simple black cat can fuck up your morning, when youre still sleeping and he sits next to your ear and screams an incredible high "Meeoooooowwww" Otherwise I love those fury creatures...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hey women, give me good rep, i'm the only man that think that jokes bashing MEN are WAY much better than the ones making fun of women

 

[BodomiC]

troo

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

@ bodomic

 

[BodomiC]

haha, an eropean must have understood that joke, it was imposible not to

btw, like Yanko is dead now I can tell that he was known to be so flexible to service himself...

 

[Tut's Zombified Corpse]

i can't service myself now
i think my dick will end up falling apart

 

[Decarabia]

just curious

WHATZ WRONG WITH U POSTING THIS REDICULES THREAD!?!!!
THIS IS SO SILLY AND IT HURTS MY DIGNITY! I DON'T WANT TO KONW WHAT HAND U MASTURBATE WITH!

FuCK YUo! I'm mad!!!11 Your poll should get SHUT DOWN!!!!
and WAFFLES!!!!!

 

[bodomite]