Which hand do you use to jack off?

[Tut Ankh Amon]

AAAAAAAEUHEAUhEAUhEAUHEAUHEAUH DUDE
WHY THE FUCK WHERE YOU DOING THAT ON THE GARAGE?!?!?!?

 

[Lanterns]

Me wants a bigger vibbie!!!!!!! A fukkin HUUUGE one, vibrating MERCILESSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

because he is horny old bastard and have all those pornstars from playboy on the wall. its easier for me, I couldnt do that in kitchen, there was just granny

 

[Lanterns]

PS:















I want SOMEONE








HANDCUFFED to the bed




OF
RAZORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

^Kinky


I'll send Marko over with my spare cuffs, then.

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

 

[bodomite]

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

@kitty yes i shall join this great establishment!!! poor kittens..

 

[Kitty]

@Spell: Yay! My first volunteer! +feels loved+

 

[Lanterns]

I am now officially KINKY!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

haha i was drunk last night when posting but im glad I never said things like this ^

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I am now officially KINKY!!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAOOOOOOWWWWWWWW

I was never in doubt

 

[BodomiC]

Damn, this thread is awesome Its so hilarious

Hey, someberlain, do how can badgers jack off?

 

[Kitty]

They have paws don't they

 

[Yetti]

i never thought this thread was gone this far

 

[BodomiC]

Neither did I

 

[Kitty]

+imitates bodomite+

 

[BodomiC]

^

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Damn, this thread is awesome Its so hilarious

Hey, someberlain, do how can badgers jack off?

We don't, we shag she-badgers They're all into hairy blokes, so it's not hard gettin' any

 

[BodomiC]

ROFLMAO!!!! hahahahhahehheh