Which hand do you use to jack off?

[bodomite]

cuts yer ass up pretty bad hurts to shit for like a month afterwerd

 

[Kitty]

and you know this first hand ..?

 

[bodomite]

of course i use it on yankos ass all the time

 

[Kitty]

+invests in a nice goosedown cushion for Yanko+

 

[perfecterror]

i speek spanish very bad... but yes i know very little spanish. haha...why do you?

 

[bodomite]

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

lots of americans now on here thanks to the dimmu tour ?? welcome to bodom board everyone I'm sad to this is a typical topic on here!

 

[Kitty]

i speek spanish very bad... but yes i know very little spanish. haha...why do you?

My parents would be humiliated if I were ever to lose my spanish abilities. It's a matter of pride to make sure their kids don't forget that we're latino.


@Spellbound: Tee hee will you join my "save the kittens" campaign ? I mean people how about having sex with another being and save all that is cute and furry .

 

[bobvex]

who wants to save a kitten with me,. . . .kitty. . . . .perfecterror. . . . .anyone???

 

[Kitty]

+holds up "Save Me!" sign+ Course erm this only works if you have a bf/gf/friend with benefits etc etc.

 

[~MarttiPrkl]

I use both, usually.

 

[bobvex]

oh yeah, i forgot about that stuff

 

[Kitty]

I guess this means I'll die of terminal masturbation. =sniff sniff=

 

[taste_of_flames]

which hand, does another person's hand count?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

@perfecterror: IT WASN'T MEEEEE!
I LOVE EVERYONE AS BODOMITE SAID!!!!! damn
you can check the whole cob offtopic, i'm apologizing for that
i should check the comments there more often
Hope the mess is cleared up now

and now bring on the dildo! YEAAAAAAAAAH



@kitty: hey, i'm not that big of a kitten killer....
i have a friend (who used to post on these boards but now he's too lazy to do so ) who is THE ULTIMATE KITTEN TERMINATOR... cause....... damn!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

fuck...you people are sick

I dont wank, my grandpa dont allow me since he saw me in "bussiness"

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

AAAAAAAAEIJEIAJIEAJAEAEijAEieAjieaj you're kidding, right?!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

nop sorry. not at this time unfortunatelly you can imagine how nice I felt that moment

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

EUAHUAEHuahuAuahueahueahuEAHuahueahuaeh

man! no way you're NOT gonna tell us everything EXACTALLY as it ocurred!
start telling, bitch!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hahahah no no no...dont even think about that I will tell any details.
well he left the table when he finished the lunch and caught me in garage. probably he was curious about noisy breathing down there, who knows...

not funny at all, dude...