Who gets the last word in?

[silverblood]

Tease her with some feathers.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Sounds kinky.

 

[silverblood]

Kinky yes perverted no

 

[nafnikufesin]

Perverted is using the whole chicken.

 

[silverblood]

I thought perverted was using the whole ostrich.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Um, nobody ever told me there was anything wrong with that...

 

[silverblood]

It's just a bitch getting the fishnet stockings and garter belts to stay up on those skinny legs!

 

[nafnikufesin]

And finding two-toed thigh boots is not easy either.

 

[silverblood]

Not really. Just gotta know where to shop. Feathered Fantasies & Fetishes has just about anything you want. Rubber Ducky has a whole new meaning in there!

 

[nafnikufesin]

I find the customs charges into Canada to be way too steep from that site. I prefer to shop local, but since ostriches aren't native to Canada, they can only bring in gear via special order.

 

[silverblood]

I understand the "Geese" control the border. I've been told that FF&F has a special dispensation with "The Big Honker" and you can get what you need at regular prices.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I'll have to check them out.

 

[silverblood]

Need pictures!

 

[nafnikufesin]

I notice their website doesn't have any. It's hard to find good ostrich models these days. In fact, I dare say there hasn't been a good one to break out since Emilia Estrich.

 

[silverblood]

As soon as I'm allowed to post pictures they'll be here

 

[nafnikufesin]

Might need to paste those in a NSFW thread.

 

[silverblood]

I won't violate any work policies. There will be no underage plucking here!!

 

[nafnikufesin]

Those long legs and succulent breasts have my mouth watering.

 

[silverblood]

Word on the street is you've been known to nibble on a tasty thigh!

 

[nafnikufesin]

So at what point do you think this thread crossed the line?