Who is going to church for an Easter service?

[Dak]

You should show up naked, smeared in fake rabbit blood, with a raging erection, and ask when the fertility rituals are going to start.

 

[youdontknowme]

no, but the rest of my family will.

obviously you people already know why.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Hell fucking no. Last time I went to church was for a funeral 10 years ago.

 

[Krow]

Not going (I've maybe been inside a church 5 times in my life)... not interested.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I would have been in a church fewer times than that if it weren't for initiation rituals in my fraternity. They like to do them in a 'ceremonious' location.

edit: Actually my parents used to send me to a daycare center that was part of a church, so technically I've been in a church many times. Curses.

 

[panzerfaust666]

well, my parents and especially my mother have always been religious. However, they never once made me go to church, and they dont either. WE don't believe in going to the Church.My parents do however believe in the whole God and Jesus thing.I personally dont, but since I was raised with religion and the idea of God around me, I cant really ignore it. I tend to believe more in the " finding god in yourself " thing,because if there was a god there is no reason that humans would be even able to comprehend what he is. But hey what the fuck do I know.

to answer the question, no im not going to Easter Service.

 

[seedofvengeance]

You should show up naked, smeared in fake rabbit blood, with a raging erection, and ask when the fertility rituals are going to start.

More appropriate for the actual holiday, tbh.

I'll be celebrating Easter by stuffing my fat ass with chocolate bunnies, Cadbury eggs, and most of all REESE'S FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER EGGS.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Those rule.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Dude, Easter is all about the fucking Cadbury eggs.

I've had like twelve of those in the past month.

 

[CF87]

No. I'm not into being around the town cult followers. Church is for people who handicap themselves thinking they're special correct over everyone else and better, really they are the people who live each day by day as robots controlled instead of in the moment, people who go to church have lives that are already dictated

 

[AchrisK]

That is an incorrect generalization, though I am sure it is true in some instances.

 

[cookiecutter]

I hope I don't blow too many minds here, but I will not be attending church tomorrow.

 

[youdontknowme]

Dude, Easter is all about the fucking Cadbury eggs.

I've had like twelve of those in the past month.

this man is right. Cadbury Eggs = win.

 

[mutantllama]

More appropriate for the actual holiday, tbh.

I'll be celebrating Easter by stuffing my fat ass with chocolate bunnies, Cadbury eggs, and most of all REESE'S FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER EGGS.

Don't forget Jelly Belly's!

Also, I think we will have hard boil eggs around, and my mom will make lasagna

 

[AchrisK]

For me, all things Reeses rule! PB and Chocolate FTW

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

god damn I want one of those reeces eggs!!!

and no im not going to fucking church

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

No church, but I'll be going to my Grandma's for lunch then taking off to see Suffocation.

 

[aqnimal]

I can't go. I've got an "eyelid inspection" tomorrow morning.

Seriously though, I haven't been to church on Easter since 1985, or to church period since Christmas Eve 1986, other than weddings.

 

[mutantllama]

Hard boiled eggs ftmfw!

 

[Cythraul]

FVCK CHRIST