Who is going to church for an Easter service?

Can't even think of the last time i walked into a church so no i won't be attending tomorrow. The fiance and I both voted against a church wedding and are getting married outside instead. Deep in the woods at high elevation it should be great for pictures.
 
Not going to church. Never have. I am going up to my grandparents place for a big easter dinner though.

More appropriate for the actual holiday, tbh.

I'll be celebrating Easter by stuffing my fat ass with chocolate bunnies, Cadbury eggs, and most of all REESE'S FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER EGGS.

I don't much care for chocolate.

But those last two kick untold amounts of ass.

And right now I'm eating Peeps, bitch, those also kick ass.
 
Motherfuck, I haven't had Peeps in forever. I always forget about all the weird forms of candy that are only popular at this time of year.
 
Motherfuck, I haven't had Peeps in forever. I always forget about all the weird forms of candy that are only popular at this time of year.

They are fucking heavenly right now, bro.

One of the few forms of easter candy I can eat. :lol:
 
Looks like Belligerent's about to become a proud new member of our Metal Geezers club

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Im not going of course. Im not Christian. I usually only visit church when friends or family get baptized, get married or if they are buried. I have no problem with the last two, its their own choice. I have never liked baptisms though. I think the general idea to baptise (at least in the christian sense) is very wrong.
 
For me, it's just another day. Although I'm on vacation and no work until the 20th, I might celebrate that with some drinks.
 
I've been to chruch 3 times in the last 20 years. When my grandmother died, when my aunt died and 20 years ago when my brother was baptised. I think we can say that the chances of me going to church for Easter are not very high.
 
Tell the truth.

I am, but that probably doesn't surprise anyone. The church I attend typically rents out the local "Community Center", which is Tucson's single largest event arena. I saw Metallica and Ozzy there in the 80's. Each year the church rents the place and puts on a huge service with free parking.

god never visits me at my house, so why should i visit him at his? :p
 
I can't remember the last time that I went to church, and I didn't go today.
 
Reeses own. Peeps blow. I didn't go to church but we had a special dinner with some friends. Their family is sorta Christian; they used to go to church, but their pastor/priest/preacher/whatever (can't remember their sect) started talking politics and so they just left and didn't join another congregation. I respect that. Anyhow, there was no bullshit about saying grace or caring about what the day was about. I hung out with their kids (girls, 17 and 13). We watched some old Simpsons episodes and Hamlet 2 (which is really pretty funny). I ate a lot of chocolate and felt pretty shitty later. Not a bad day.
 
ahhh yes, easter. The only time of the year when peeps profit sales go up -2%. People walk around with ash on their foreheads, and catholic priests hide with the eggs in hopes of getting some young booty. Ohhhh yes, there will be rape.