Dumber than:
A bowl full of mice
A suitcase full of doorknobs
A sack full of hammers
A box of hair
Nipples for men
The G n R Reunion (NOT!)
Zany Zappers
That guy who screams for Oxy Clean
Two gravely obese people having sex in the back seat of a '65 Volkswagen Beetle
Barbie dolls having no elbows
"Howard the Duck"
People with nothing else going for them but their insistance Elvis Presely will be back
Anna Nicole-Smith
Her TV show
Militant tree activists
The Samuel Adams Light Beer commercials (YYESSS!!!)
"Court" shows (Judges Judy, Hatchett, Smith, Brown, etc...)
Mariah Carey's rendition of "Bringin on the Heart Break"
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