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[spawn]

For your perusal

Oh F**K im SO sore today, I was feeling out of sorts so I went to bed early last night, then I woke up at 1130pm and felt like my stomach was about to explode so I ran to the toilet, then as I got the door closed everything went black and I woke up on the floor with my mum yelling because she heard me fall over apparently. Id split my head open a bit and it was bleeding and I have a massive bruise on my shoulder and waist along with a whole bunch of skin that got torn off my shoulder somehow. OW.

I still dont know how it happened, all I remember was waking up in the dark on the toilet floor. Thats so seedy isnt it?

 

[Southy]

were you pissed??

 

[spawn]

Ive never been pissed in my life, so no

 

[Southy]

you fuckin nutta spawny

 

[spawn]

I know, a very sore nutta though

 

[LucioArgento]

But your stomach was about to explode....? Perhaps its best if we don't know.... uke:

 

[spawn]

It didnt though! I think the blow to the head convinced my brain it had more important things to worry about than my stomach and thus let me go to sleep

 

[Goreripper]

You couldn't hear my show in Penrith anyway, Spawny.

 

[spawn]

Ahh crap.

 

[phlogiston]

Originally posted by spawn
*Grabs Phloggys tongue and nails it to the floor*

Not so funny now are ya?!

Originally posted by spawn

I actually realised what the hell you were talking about when I was about to have a shower, the penny dropped and I couldnt stop laughing, so I had to sit for a minute, I didnt want to collapse in the bathroom again

a) It appears I am so funny now

b) It...shall we say, disturbs...me that you're thinking about me when you're about to have a shower...

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by phlogiston





a) It appears I am so funny now

b) It...shall we say, disturbs...me that you're thinking about me when you're about to have a shower...

What it is, you see, is that I clear my head of all conscious thought from the day before I have a shower. Its a form of meditation

 

[phlogiston]

You seem to be doing a lot of meditation. Before showering, before going to bed.... You'll go blind you know.

 

[spawn]

Meditation is food for the soul, and im hungry as f**k

 

[JonBonJovi]

Originally posted by spawn


Meditation is food for the soul, and im hungry as f**k

Hmmmmmm
never thought you to be this type of person.
So ther is more than meets the eye with you hey.

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by JonBonJovi


Hmmmmmm
never thought you to be this type of person.
So ther is more than meets the eye with you hey.

I dont know what you could possibly mean


Check the first page of this thread for the meditation joke, and all will become clear

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/t24710/s39f86b36aa602f1685ee59d4ce37c1d3.html

 

[Southy]

ahhhhh clear