Who Wants To Do Gaga?
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Battle.Angel
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Totally, but I guess it's because I'm one of these people who usually exclusively were black... Maybe sometimes combined with white/grey, but that's pretty much it..
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Viking Bastard
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Well man, to be completely honest, this outlook has left me quite lonely throughout my life. Now that I'm older it's even harder because most girls my age now are getting married and having kids, so finding "the one" is becoming increasingly difficult. Especially when you're like me and never even try, or blow what few precious opportunities present themselves.
Dead Winter
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Yeah, that depends on the kind of girl you're trying to get. Dress and groom yourself nicely, that's about it. Shave. If you have long hair and it's not really nice long hair, cut it. Dressing nicely doesn't mean wear Armani, although that helps tremendously. Get an Armani suit and you'll be beating them off with a stick. But unless you have 1000 dollars to blow on a suit, wear something that looks nice on you.
Baggy shit makes people look like homeless people...it's shit, it's ugly, and it makes you look cheap. Stay away from American casual fashion.
You also should maybe re-think the kind of girls you're going for. You have to remember that many 20-something American girls are clingy, selfish, competitive, petty, and insecure little cunts who want lavish praise showered on them all the time and the entire world to revolve around them. Find someone you can connect with and you'll discover that none of this will matter anymore. You can wear whatever you want and be yourself. Out of all the girls you know, are there any that you can really connect with? If not, don't even try...you'll just regret it because there are so many Jewish princesses out there these days.
If you just wanna get laid, then go fuck a hooker. That's what they're there for. In fact, save your money, buy a ticket to Amsterdam and get high and laid for a week, all legally, and then come back and tell everyone you went to Amsterdam and got high and laid for an entire week.
Or you could just name-drop some places you've never been to and just pretend like you have. Make sure you study up on it. Just use a lot of nice adjectives and formulate a story. Girls love Europe, even though they know absolutely nothing about it, even if they've been there.
On a serious note, just be yourself man. If you can't connect on a higher level with anyone in your social group, then stop fishing in that pond. That doesn't mean you have to stop being friends, but there's nothing wrong with finding new friends. In fact, if your friends are keeping you in this vicious circle, why even bother with them?
Baggy shit makes people look like homeless people...it's shit, it's ugly, and it makes you look cheap. Stay away from American casual fashion.
You also should maybe re-think the kind of girls you're going for. You have to remember that many 20-something American girls are clingy, selfish, competitive, petty, and insecure little cunts who want lavish praise showered on them all the time and the entire world to revolve around them. Find someone you can connect with and you'll discover that none of this will matter anymore. You can wear whatever you want and be yourself. Out of all the girls you know, are there any that you can really connect with? If not, don't even try...you'll just regret it because there are so many Jewish princesses out there these days.
If you just wanna get laid, then go fuck a hooker. That's what they're there for. In fact, save your money, buy a ticket to Amsterdam and get high and laid for a week, all legally, and then come back and tell everyone you went to Amsterdam and got high and laid for an entire week.
Or you could just name-drop some places you've never been to and just pretend like you have. Make sure you study up on it. Just use a lot of nice adjectives and formulate a story. Girls love Europe, even though they know absolutely nothing about it, even if they've been there.
On a serious note, just be yourself man. If you can't connect on a higher level with anyone in your social group, then stop fishing in that pond. That doesn't mean you have to stop being friends, but there's nothing wrong with finding new friends. In fact, if your friends are keeping you in this vicious circle, why even bother with them?
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I know, and I think that's part of the problem. I'm not interested in those girls.
edit: I really wanna edit this post and elaborate but i"m having a hard time finding the right words.
Dead Winter
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This is a man who knows what he wants and has his priorities in order. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the epitome of self-confidence even if he doesn't feel self-confident.
Funnily enough I was having this debate with a friend not long ago. Essentially I no longer look like a metal fan... At all. Mainly because long hair got annoying and too high maintenance, and short hair genuinely looks better on me anyway. I also started dressing better, not because I specifically wanted to avoid looking "metal" but because I wanted to start looking... Well...Good. Gotta admit, most social situations go a lot smoother these days. However I can't help but feel a little guilty for being a bit of a conformist.
Dead Winter
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Oh man you wanna start a club for metalheads tired of looking like metalheads? I fully concur.
I, too find myself in social situations dressing a bit more "normal", for lack of a better term. Of course I still have a closet and drawer full of metal shirts, but it's no longer a badge for me like it is with some people. I've always had an affinity for dressing well, but my laziness tends to get in the way sometimes and out comes the old Emperor shirt.
Ironically, Italian fashion, while being the world's leader in allowing you to look fuckin' figo, is really designed for only Italians. I can't buy Italian clothing unless it's Armani or Canali, and only then because it's custom-made to fit you. I'm too tall, my arms and chest are too big and my shoulders are too wide. If I do buy something, it ends up looking like the wrapping on a sausage.
I've found Austria to be more for my size. American sizes fit me the best, however. Consequently, everyone from here who visits the US can't buy clothes because they're all too big. Thus is the price one pays for being 6 feet tall and not looking like a waif. I stick out like a sore thumb here...everyone else here is of average height usually, quite thin, and with little muscle tone.
Lord Foul
I don't spank men
This is exactly how I feel about every woman. Whether or not I am immediately attracted to their appearance (and I am quite picky, perhaps fetishistic in that regard), I am not "interested" until I get to know them.
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Yeah when I was young I proclaimed I'd be metal for life, and I never believed anyone that told me I'd grow out of it. Even when others started growing out of it, I would strengthen my resolve to never succumb that attitude.
Eventually, I grew out of it. It's too bad I love my hair so much, the biggest culprit of the stereotype ever
Eventually, I grew out of it. It's too bad I love my hair so much, the biggest culprit of the stereotype ever
Dead Winter
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As you get older your priorities change. You'll never stop staring at big tits or a nice ass but being able to be on the same level emotionally becomes a huge priority.
Chromatose
Squid pro quo
Speaking of baggy clothes, it is impossible to find a pair of baggy cargo pants in this day and age. MY '90s WARDROBE, WHERE HAS IT GONE?
I am running out of stores to look in.
I am running out of stores to look in.
Dead Winter
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Yeah when I was young I proclaimed I'd be metal for life, and I never believed anyone that told me I'd grow out of it. Even when others started growing out of it, I would strengthen my resolve to never succumb that attitude.
Eventually, I grew out of it. It's too bad I love my hair so much, the biggest culprit of the stereotype ever
I know exactly what you mean. Granted, I'll never, ever stop listening to metal. In fact, I don't even differentiate between genres of music anymore. If it's good, it's good.
In my band it's the same way. We're not anti-metal but we're definitely not encouraging the stereotype. It's strange when you blast beat and shriek in black metal style and then at the same time roll your eyes at some people doing the stereotypical metal thing. Part of you feels a bit hypocritical since you're playing similar music but the other part of you just wants to disassociate yourself from it.
I can understand why Metallica softened up over time, although they didn't do it very well. Aside from Load, everything else has been pretty shitty.
WhiteBeastofWotan
Apostitutes!
Then give me your hair because I will totally fuck those girls. Seriously. Women just need to shut up and get on my dick.
Lunar Still
Doodle drawrer
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Viking Bastard
Despite dressing trendier, I can't stop wearing baggy pants. I know it's hurting my image, but I've done it since I was a raggity dirt poor little kid and it kind of stuck with me. Anything else feels unnatural.
dude, get jeans, I swear to god, I always wear baggy pants ALWAYS. But the ladies fucking love when you wear jeans, not baggy jeans, but not too tight, just kinda tight. I swear, just this one thing and you WILL see a difference.
fuck man, wear baggy shit all the time, just put the jeans on when you go out in public
fuck man, wear baggy shit all the time, just put the jeans on when you go out in public
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