who's got a criminal conviction.....

[rebirth]

hey
hey????

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

I don't. But if anyone does, please be sure to brag about it. Criminal records are cool.

 

[lizard]

maybe not cool, but sometimes funny.

1) got pulled over for an expired license in Lake Forest, Illinois. got handcuffed and the cop searched my car and found my 8 inch buck knife under the front seat with crusted black stuff all over the blade ~ he thought he had caught Charles Manson Jr. It was not gore, it was rubber from when I had cut my muffler hangers loose on the freeway and the hot rubber stuck to the blade.

2) buddy and I got arrested at the UIC Pavillion waiting to see Frank Zappa - charge was disorderly conduct (open container of beer), we got taken to jail in cuffs and had to remove our boot laces, the whole deal. Chicago cops really are just like Dennis Franz. "take dem over by dere, oookay?" what a joke. my friend had just done a hit of lsd and he kept looking around the cell and saying, "what are we doing in here?" Then it was lunch time! they brought us bologna sandwiches and my bud took one bite and threw it in the toilet.

 

[TheDreamingMind]

There's nothing cool about getting caught

 

[lizard]

no....I used my one phone call to call my wife and she was crying

"hi babe...ummm....I've had a little bit of trouble..."

fortunately the cops missed looking in the van and spotting the two foot high bong, and the several hundred hits of acid in the glove compartment that my friends had bought to take back to college to sell.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Ehn.
Possesion with intent to Distribute back in 2002. I get a clean slate when I turn 18 in 30 days though.

 

[rebirth]

various charges, this not bullshit..in my younger teens to 20's
all seperate things, lets start,arrests for:


autotheft x2
theft
threaten to kill, had the swat team take me away, not pleasant
homicide suspect
harresing a celebrity, she was a bitch anyway
suspect in damaging a cinema
dangerous driving in unregistered car...


few other minor things - no drug charges...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Rebirth is t3h funnay!
By the way, what celebrity rebirth?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Burglery/Trespassing when I was 13-Got 6 months probation for that one

I've come very close to get arrested for Marijuana possesion sevral times, thank god it hasnt happened

 

[Dead_Lioness]

various charges, this not bullshit..in my younger teens to 20's
all seperate things, lets start,arrests for:


autotheft x2
theft
threaten to kill, had the swat team take me away, not pleasant
homicide suspect
harresing a celebrity, she was a bitch anyway
suspect in damaging a cinema
dangerous driving in unregistered car...


few other minor things - no drug charges...

you're a fucking moron.

 

[Profanity]

Caution for criminal damage which I got in august01.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I've never even been pulled over by a cop. My friends and I were tossed out of the pool at their apartment by a police officer on Friday, for swimming after hours. It made for an interesting first date. That's the extent of my criminal behavior.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hmmm, pools with hours. No fun.

 

[TheDreamingMind]

I've never even been pulled over by a cop. My friends and I were tossed out of the pool at their apartment by a police officer on Friday, for swimming after hours. It made for an interesting first date. That's the extent of my criminal behavior.

You guys have a curfue for swimming over there? haha that's fuckin' hilarious

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

You guys have a curfue for swimming over there? haha that's fuckin' hilarious

Um 99% of apartments I've been to have pool hours. No residents want stupid fucks like us splashing around and screaming at 4 AM.

 

[Captain Beard]

This makes sense then. at 4 am, I'd be throwing things at noisy pool people .

 

[Anvil]

i just turned 18. my criminal record has just been erased of all previous convictions or wrong-doings. I'm a clean man.

 

[Captain Beard]

They've never been able to catch me, I'm devious.

 

[lizard]

you're a fucking moron.

I'm unclear to what you mean by this, karen. could you please be more straightforward?

 

[rebirth]

yeah dead lioness, but i saw my ways and left it all behind i have been a model citizen for more than 15yrs now...i couldn't get a job ....anywhere where they would check...
WHEN YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY, and not young anymore i iwll call youa moron as well...hows that....