HalfpintHenkka
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IconOfSin said:hey hey hey now take it easy on the scotts
i happen to be one myself
okay, okay, i guess i can make an exception here.
Why Canada sucks!
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okay, okay, i guess i can make an exception here.
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No no no! Celine Dion is quite worthy! Now Avril.....that's another reason.Ralf said:You forgot Celine Dion...
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JacksonRR-3 said:
sounds like my brothers and about 3/4 of my male cousins under the age of 25, if you ask me. and no, none of them are French.
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i hope to god bob saget or carrot top is not from canada..although they should be because we sure as hell dont like them over here
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lol this thread is great
the trailer park boys is funny
worst comedy show everHalfpintHenkka said:
the trailer park boys is funny
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Reasons not to Bomb Canada
1.The bomb costs more than Canada.
2.Canada will eventually become a US state.
3.Hockey players would have no place to call home.
4.Canadian bacon would be eliminated.
5.France wouldn't have any more allies.
6.They are so close to the border that it may endanger American lives.
7.There are no "great" cities to bomb.
8.The snow would melt and would flood the Earth.
9.It would take more than 10 minutes. (Much too long)
1.The bomb costs more than Canada.
2.Canada will eventually become a US state.
3.Hockey players would have no place to call home.
4.Canadian bacon would be eliminated.
5.France wouldn't have any more allies.
6.They are so close to the border that it may endanger American lives.
7.There are no "great" cities to bomb.
8.The snow would melt and would flood the Earth.
9.It would take more than 10 minutes. (Much too long)
HalfpintHenkka
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@IconOfSin: let's make your list a nice round even 10, with "there won't be any place for refugees and draft dodgers to go to"
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yes i thought someone would like too add some hehe
now while you people are adding some shit "if you even give a damn to do so" here are some Canadian jokes
Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.
Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."
now while you people are adding some shit "if you even give a damn to do so" here are some Canadian jokes
Q: Why do Canadians screw doggy-style?
A: So both can watch the hockey game.
Q: What does a Goal Keeper and a Quebec girl have in common?
A: Both change their pads after three periods...
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread, butter
and jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
him.
The American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts
a conversation.
Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't. In Canada,
we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container,
recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
America." The Canadian has a smirk on his face.
The American listens in silence.
The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
American: "Of Course."
Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling).
"We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then
we put all the peels, seeds,and left overs in containers,
recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to
America."
The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
smirk.
American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've
used them?"
Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them
to Canada."
HalfpintHenkka
OriginalHalfpintyGoodness
@Spike: whykickamoocow? cuz they're easy to kick that's why
i'm gonna narrow this down a bit to "why my hometown sucks". here goes.
1. Nickelback comes from here [and i get my hair cut by the same person who cuts the hair of Chad Kroeger's wife]
2. the high school's initials used to be ASS and our mascot is a Totem pole
3. everyone knows everyone else, and even if you've never actually spoken to someone you're bound to see them around more than once
4. it's a country town so guess what, the air smells like cow pie all the time
5. the weather's always either super wet or super dry
6. it takes about an hour at a fast walk to get from one side to the other, and everyone uses the same street as a reference point when they're finding out an address
7. the minimum fee/time is $2.00/45min to get somewhere interesting on public transit
8. to get to school from my house it's a 10min walk/5min flat-out run over hilly land
9. the nearest and best mountains with snow for skiing and snowboarding are a 6hr
drive away over a highway that has one of the highest car accident rates around
10. my brothers are still here, and so am i
i'm gonna narrow this down a bit to "why my hometown sucks". here goes.
1. Nickelback comes from here [and i get my hair cut by the same person who cuts the hair of Chad Kroeger's wife]
2. the high school's initials used to be ASS and our mascot is a Totem pole
3. everyone knows everyone else, and even if you've never actually spoken to someone you're bound to see them around more than once
4. it's a country town so guess what, the air smells like cow pie all the time
5. the weather's always either super wet or super dry
6. it takes about an hour at a fast walk to get from one side to the other, and everyone uses the same street as a reference point when they're finding out an address
7. the minimum fee/time is $2.00/45min to get somewhere interesting on public transit
8. to get to school from my house it's a 10min walk/5min flat-out run over hilly land
9. the nearest and best mountains with snow for skiing and snowboarding are a 6hr
drive away over a highway that has one of the highest car accident rates around
10. my brothers are still here, and so am i
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