Why Canada sucks!

[spirit crusher]

1. Nickelback
2. Oshawa (scummiest city in the world!)
3. we are just north of the US, and the US is shit.
4. The atlantic is between us an europe.
5. The pacific is between us an japan.
6. The Prime Minister is named Paul Martin. Now what fucking kind of name is that? He also likes bush. not the pubic hair either, that would be better for his rep.
7.we......have.....an...........army?
8.Newfoundland.
9.Sleemans beer.
and last but not least.
10. jays suck, raptors suck, leafs suck..............krypton sucks.

 

[-Gavin-]

11. Gavin says so!!!

 

[bobvex]

Nickelback is the main reason though.

 

[Ralf]

You forgot Celine Dion...

 

[spirit crusher]

nickelback is worse.
nobody out there can ever say they never hummed or sang the theme for the titanic movie.

 

[Abrasive-X]

but to counter it all theres me, which makes Canada fucking great!

 

[-Gavin-]

Betcha all thought i made this thread, haha

 

[Ralf]

^ I did

 

[-Gavin-]

Me too actually, i saw it as the last post in Off topic, with Bryan Of Bodom as the alst poster and i was like "when the fuck did i make that?"

Thing wa,s he told me to check his thread in offtopic, so like right after that thought, in realised it was his, hahaha

 

[Evil_Ernie]

Don't forget Bryan Adams.

"Now now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"

 

[spirit crusher]

Bought my first real six string.,..somet something 5 and dime,....played ti till my fingers bled....WAS THE SUMMER OF SIXTY NINE!

 

[snowy]

-... bought it--right?

 

[spirit crusher]

quite possibly

 

[Trashdevil]

Is it really that bad?

 

[spirit crusher]

man, yeah. i live here dude.

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

but to counter it all theres me, which makes Canada fucking great!

hey, you forget about me.........can i at least make the West Coast fucking great? pwease? *Puss In Boots eyes*

 

[Abrasive-X]

oh halfie!!!!! now canada is the best place in the universe with halfie!!!!!!! :O Canada does rock :O

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

@Abrasive: yep with you and me living on both sides of the country Canada ain't so bad after all, lol


oh and Nickelback is from my hometown and man, they don't help make this place sound any better!

 

[brightkelly]

Toronto is the best city for living, according to UN.

 

[IconOfSin]

Canada is to expensive to live in, and our country is shrinking.....fast

*cough*Avril*cough*