Why did the chicken cross the road ?

[Nemesis_lxix]

^good point !

 

[Deadnight Warrior87]

To stop religious persecution on a racial level.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Nevermind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen!?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

the chicken saw a piece of shit on the other side of the road

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The chicken had to help the old lady.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Because I punted the chicken like a Football

 

[Tongue_Ring]

because it was stapled to the chicken

 

[Tongue_Ring]

because it was stapled to the chicken

 

[Tongue_Ring]

sorry didn't notice i did that

 

[IWP]

To screw the hen on the other side.

Ohoho

 

[SilverCrank]

cuz he doesn't like me

 

[Pessimism]

The chicken crossed the street because he was running away from a catholic priest.

lol, Catholic priests love getting a hold of a cock that isn't there own

 

[Kreator/Destroyer]

the chicken crossed the road after i took a chainsaw to it's legs, grabbed it by the neck, skinned it alive, tortured it with razor wire, ripped out it's intestines, strangled it with them, took out a 12 gauge sawed off shotgun but didn't shoot (i rather hit it with the back) threw it in the air, took a sledgehammer, and...i'll let you imagine the rest *laughs a sinisterly maniacal laugh*

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

The chicken crossed the road so I could dot sodomize it !

 

[mutantllama]

It crossed the road cause there was a synagog across the street and it hated being christian and wanted to become a jew

 

[Valerie]

Bill Clinton: The chicken did not have sexual relations with anybody.

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Bill Clinton: The chicken did not have sexual relations with anybody.

Adolf Hitler: Just bring it to me !

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Because the chicken wasn't watching where it was going.

 

[Vital Remains]

NONONONO YOUR ALL WRONG. HE CROSSED THE ROAD TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE DAMNIT. I HAVE A PHD WHICH MAKES ME MORE CREDIBLE THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED! jk lol. only have a year

 

[Horus]

Because THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER!!!

 

[volrath666]

Becaus he was runing away from the cernol