why do men always leave the toilet seat up?

[minxnim]

tell me about it. i worked RIGHT at the end of it at dairy mart from midnight to 8 am every day. ! ! WOOOHOOOOOOO!

 

[FuSoYa]

i wish taco bell was open during those times

 

[Baliset]

and yet again my simple tribute to the simpsons glory days turns into serious discussion.

 

[FrostGiant]

Well, we're a serious group of people.

 

[minxnim]

fusoya, it used to be!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i didnt read this thread, but there is a phantom crapper at my job -- in the ladies room! two poopies this week...

... so far. gross. what the fuck?

 

[xfer]

one of my roommates used to work at the barnes and noble on harvard ave in brookline...a few times a week, they would find (or be alerted to) fresh piles of crap amongst the aisles. the 'phantom crapper' executed his trick a dozen times and i don't believe he was ever caught. but as the newest employee she always had to clean it up.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

that thing in your avatar looks like it might be trying to intimidate your post count

 

[xfer]

COBRA COMMANDER IS NOT A THING HE IS A MAN!

x

 

[FuSoYa]

I just realized this was also supposed to be a McBain thread.

 

[minxnim]

i didnt read this thread, but there is a phantom crapper at my job -- in the ladies room! two poopies this week...

... so far. gross. what the fuck?

dude. welcome to my world.

actually, we have those bathrooms on each floor that are for ANY GENDER also. like, we don't want to hurt any pee'er's feelings, you know?

 

[azal]

I've got one brewin'

one more cup of coffee and I may have to spray the office shitter.

good thing only two other dudes work here.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

COBRA COMMANDER IS NOT A THING HE IS A MAN!

x

At one point he was....

 

[azal]

 

[Baliset]

I just realized this was also supposed to be a McBain thread.

finally

 

[avi]

dude, that guy is HUGE!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

huge? i think that guy is trying to compete with xfer's post count!

 

[xfer]

i would just like to point uot that several of you have a bigger posts per day ratio than me...preppy, for example.