Why has no one posted a Halloween thread today?

Yes, the price was right.

but then we ended up going to BevMo and using our buy $40, get $10 off coupon. With a newly fortified fridge we returned home and I got boozed up while watching sitcoms. Pyramid's Snow Cap was the beer of the night, but we got plenty of other choice drinks for the week to come.
Turned off the porchlight to dissuade trick or treaters and got in bed by 8:15.