Why is there no metal band named 'Oskorei?'

[MadeInNewJersey]

What a great fucking name, why not?

I'm trademarking it.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Oh, I just found one.

 

[lizard]

that's the Oscar Meyer Corporation's house black metal band.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Where'd you get Oskoreir?

If I had a metal band I'd name it Vidar, after the most badass of Norse Gods.

 

[lizard]

I'd use "Felchator"

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I edited it, my fingers added an extra 'r' at the end accidentally.

Oskorei is what I meant.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

If I had a blackmetal band I'd call it "Grim Beer and True Snus"
If I had a thrashmetal band I'd call it "Drunk Fuckers"
If I had a deathmetal band I'd call it "Get Drunk and Disembowel your mom"
If I had a doommetal band I'd call it "Sad but High"
If I had a powermetal band I'd call it "ow my nutsack"

Thats if it was 'my' band and I was in charge of everything, the other members were just dudes in MY band. Otherwise the names wouldn't suck so bad,

 

[Ellestin]

If I had a band I'd name it Grhübbüdük

Didn't we have this thread lready?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I don't know, I march to the beat of my own drummer.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

oo have about "gràve umlaut"

 

[lizard]

Umlauts make everything more grym and tr00

Püppies
Sünflöwers
Bööbies

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i like this one: Bööbies

 

[lizard]

grym and tr00 breasteses

People think breasts are unmenacing, but only people who haven't been squirted by one.