Why "METAL/MUSIC FANS (Hard Rock, Classic Rock, Death Metal, Etc...) RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

[flying_whale]

This post screams "poseur".

this post screams "i'm a faggot".

 

[NeonBlack69]

I LIKE TO POOP

and again

 

[flying_whale]

pika pika

you have asked for the lolosaur to rape you

 

[NeonBlack69]

THE PAST IS ALLIIIIIVVEEEEEEEEEE

THE PAST.... ISS AALLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

see above

 

[El Stormo]

This post screams "poseur".

Why's that? Because he doesn't give a shit which model of guitar this or that guitarist uses?

There's only one thing worse than an elitist, and that's someone who tries to be elitist but fails.

 

[flying_whale]

see above

take your choice on dicks:
steamy with cum or chocolate flavored?

either way you chose, you are still gay

 

[NeonBlack69]

this post screams "i'm a faggot".

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[El Stormo]

I know you are, but what am I?

I'm going to tell mommy.

take your choice on dicks:
steamy with cum or chocolate flavored?

either way you chose, you are still gay

You tell 'em, boy!

 

[flying_whale]

I know I am, but what are you?

to answer your fixxxed question, i think you are a fag

 

[NeonBlack69]

Why's that? Because he doesn't give a shit which model of guitar this or that guitarist uses?

There's only one thing worse than an elitist, and that's someone who tries to be elitist but fails.

No, because he/she mentions "tight pants" and "castration" purely as a way of seeming meta-ironic and acceptably clever. The honor of the thread-starter is to be defended in this instance...their utter lack of web-meth lameness was refreshing, if not enlightening.

Plus, the line about "inlays" was pure used-car salesman backpedal, ass-kiss/backslap pseudo-game. The kind of thing some of you like, apparently.

 

[El Stormo]

I have a feeling you take these things a bit too seriously.

 

[NeonBlack69]

I have a feeling you take these things a bit too seriously.

It only seems that way because I am so much more metal than you.

 

[flying_whale]

It only seems that way because I am so much more metal than you.

lololo



































































no

 

[El Stormo]

It only seems that way because I am so much more metal than you.

Obviously.

























This is also why you're being spat out by every metalhead on this forum.

 

[derek]

Guys. Fucking drop it.

 

[Lunar Still]

I know you are, but what am I?

This post instantly invalidated your opinions on everything, ever.

 

[flying_whale]

Guys. Fucking drop it.

so you can pick it up?










ya know,... that requires bending over....

 

[Lunar Still]

shit thread.

 

[El Stormo]

Guys. Fucking drop it.

I would, but I'm afraid that it'll explode when dropped!

 

[derek]

so you can pick it up?










ya know,... that requires bending over....

No. Primarily because you all sound like a bunch of tools. Obviously I love some of you dearly, but christ.