Why "METAL/MUSIC FANS (Hard Rock, Classic Rock, Death Metal, Etc...) RULE!!!!!!!!!!!

[El Stormo]

No. Primarily because you all sound like a bunch of tools.

Ooh! Can I be the screwdriver?

 

[derek]

Yes.

 

[Lunar Still]

I want to be the vise....but that's not really very perverse.

 

[El Stormo]

Depends how you use it.

 

[Lunar Still]

Ouch.

 

[derek]

Nuts in the vice, stabbed by the screwdriver. Beautiful.

 

[El Stormo]

There is too much fapping material on these boards right now.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

This thread = five stars

edit: I'm so glad that something positive came out of my tourettes-like posts.

 

[neal]

pee wee herman rules

 

[NeonBlack69]

There's only one thing worse than an elitist, and that's someone who tries to be elitist but fails.

A profound piece of self-assessment. Very metal of you.

 

[El Stormo]

*ignores NeonBlack69*