Why won't Jenna Jameson be my friend on myspace?

[Nate The Great]

Same goes for Aria Giovanni . . . and she only has like 2 friends!


Here's a picture of Jenna and friends cruising the UM forums:

This Aria with . . . a guitar.

 

[Erik]

yeah what the fuck is up with all these whores posing with guitars

i mean its not as if anyone is going to believe that she can play it or anytihng and besides its a god damn red stratocaster with dots thats like the least sexually appealing guitar i can think of

 

[circus_brimstone]

 

[Henrik Main]

I talk to Jenna Jameson now and then on MSN.

 

[NAD]

yeah what the fuck is up with all these whores posing with guitars

i mean its not as if anyone is going to believe that she can play it or anytihng and besides its a god damn red stratocaster with dots thats like the least sexually appealing guitar i can think of

Jenna Jameson is actually a spokesperson for Jackson. seriously.

 

[NAD]

it's definitely lame. but then again, i don't argue against boobs. unless they talk shit first.

 

[Hell Mike]

Jenna doesn't have very great boobs anyway, but her legs are nice-o and she's made quite a few quality movies through the years

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Jenna doesn't have very great boobs anyway, but her legs are nice-o and she's made quite a few quality movies through the years

Doesn't have great boobs? You like penis, don't you.

 

[lizard]

at least Tila Tequila will add anyone to her friends list!!!

 

[General Zod]

Doesn't have great boobs? You like penis, don't you.

Perhaps there's never been a truer test of heterosexuality than whether or not you want to have sex with Jenna. Face it, you either want to nail Jenna or Brad Pitt.

Zod

 

[NAD]

yeah i don't like fakies but GOD DAMN are Jenna's pretty nice.

i totally spanked it to one of her pornos last night even.

 

[lizard]

 

[NAD]

holy shit! is that like Super Mega Family Wish Show or something?

 

[lizard]

Nad as a young boy

 

[NAD]

HAHAHA fuckin gross. what's that from?

 

[lizard]

http://www.jessiecorp.com/comics/

 

[NAD]

pretty cool link but i was asking like, what movie/show/whatever, if any.

 

[dorian gray]

my dial up is too slow to view any of the funny stuff. whats going on?

 

[lizard]

it's a home movie of Nad spanking himself in riverslump.

 

[lizard]