wich cd's did you bought
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Haha yeah, they were for real, they don't exist anymore - as a bandParanoid Android said:What the fuck is that!!!They're awfull
A laughable fun punk combo with Pulitzer lyrics about booze, sex, footie and (social) excrements. One of their masterpieces was called Komm Mal Lecker Bei Mich Unten Bei, which means as much as... it's not really translatable, haha. But it has to do with cunnilingus, fellatio and other sophisticated stuff.
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nomana-nuniyan said:
ha sickened you attention seeking hag, 'oh look at me, im bleeding' grow up ffs!
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bender the offender said:
and as for drunken women, i'll say no more on those roaming eyes :Spin:
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(sorry about that)
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disco my arse!
Mortiis lives in a castle in Norway.
Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
Mortiis is married.
Mortiis can't drink.
Mortiis is not human.
Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
Mortiis eats children.
Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
Mortiis has sex with wolves.
Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
Vond sings on The Stargate.
Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
The Stargate is so bad, everyone displays universal disguist for it.
Mortiis was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives (coincidentally, another passenger was alledgedly saved by aliens).
Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal .
Mortiis sounds like 80´ies goth ala Bauhaus with bad costumes.
Mortiis is a real no talent moron
Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway
Mortiis left Emperor in the end of 91, because his mother wouldn`t let him play in a black metal band (taken from an insanely erroneous Emperor fan-site).
Mortiis´ real name is Bobo Trinkles.
Mortiis has 13 toes.
Mortiis has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
Mortiis plays electronic folk music
Mortiis had to leave Emperor because he is a troll.
Mortiis had his ears stolen and had to do the show without them.
Mortiis saw himself dead in a dream and from that dream he recreated the image of himself he saw.
When you say Mortiis five times in front of a mirror, he appears with his army of trolls and slay the living!
"Who said people were smart?" Mortiis muses over these latest rumours that have been seen on the internet. "Someone said something about me comitting suicide 3 times last year - but I think that was just a sarcastic joke" he adds..."People talk about everything - usually things they don't know the first thing about - but what can you do?
Mortiis has had plastic surgery to look the way he does.
Mortiis stabbed his mother to death.
Mortiis is a raving alcoholic and drug-user.
Mortiis died and came back from the dead.
Mortiis is married.
Mortiis can't drink.
Mortiis is not human.
Mortiis and friends sacrifice animals in the forest.
Someone was sadistically murdered in the house he lives in.
Mortiis is a king on the dance floor.
Mortiis OD'ed and had to be resuscitated back to life.
Mortiis eats children.
Mortiis has joined Danny Glover in his quest to stop rascist cab drivers.
Mortiis keeps wolves as pets.
Mortiis has sex with wolves.
Mortiis has been asked to use his nose in a porno movie.
Mortiis has been asked to be in a Disney film.
Mortiis and Sarah Jezebel Deva are the same person.
Mortiis has been involved in inticement to suicide.
Vond sings on The Stargate.
Mortiis' nose falls off during live shows.
Mortiis looks just like Blix from Legend, only taller.
Mortiis' music is bad, because he uses make-up.
Mortiis gave birth to someone's grandmother.
Mortiis is supposed to be a Scandinavian troll.
The Stargate is so bad, everyone displays universal disguist for it.
Mortiis was involved in the Norwegian train crash that took some 30 lives (coincidentally, another passenger was alledgedly saved by aliens).
Mortiis lives in a cave & plays buttmetal .
Mortiis sounds like 80´ies goth ala Bauhaus with bad costumes.
Mortiis is a real no talent moron
Mortiis was voted sexiest man in Norway
Mortiis left Emperor in the end of 91, because his mother wouldn`t let him play in a black metal band (taken from an insanely erroneous Emperor fan-site).
Mortiis´ real name is Bobo Trinkles.
Mortiis has 13 toes.
Mortiis has a cat named Elisabeth Bathory.
Mortiis plays electronic folk music
Mortiis had to leave Emperor because he is a troll.
Mortiis had his ears stolen and had to do the show without them.
Mortiis saw himself dead in a dream and from that dream he recreated the image of himself he saw.
When you say Mortiis five times in front of a mirror, he appears with his army of trolls and slay the living!
"Who said people were smart?" Mortiis muses over these latest rumours that have been seen on the internet. "Someone said something about me comitting suicide 3 times last year - but I think that was just a sarcastic joke" he adds..."People talk about everything - usually things they don't know the first thing about - but what can you do?
discouraged1
disco my arse!
what a pathetic guy haha!
not a surprise he puts that nose and other shit when looks such as this.
not a surprise he puts that nose and other shit when looks such as this.
Don Corleone
Emre
pieter answer my email!Mariner said:dissapointing, like i said.
its good tho. nice cover songs on it. like imagine. fucken weird, just the way maynard likes it most
but i rather have a proper apc album than this one.
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jeeeeeeeeeesus is he really Mortiis?discouraged1 said:what a pathetic guy haha!
not a surprise he puts that nose and other shit when looks such as this.
a world has collapsed in me
heh, what plastic surgery can do nowadays
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