Will for Pope!

[Will Bozarth]

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE - April 1, 2005

As of April the First, year 2005, William Lawrence Bozarth is running for the office of Popehood.

WILL FOR POPE! Vote now.

 

[lizard]

I don't think they're gonna let that giant pink foam penis into the vatican!

 

[Dead_Lioness]

a jew mutt can't run for pope!

 

[MFJ]

I find it hilarious how people go out of their way to denounce Christianity so much, but they still make threads about the Pope and Easter...

 

[lizard]

d00d maybe you didn't know you'd have to give up sex and then they put you in a cage and ride you around St. Peter's Square so all the peeps can stare at you.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Christianity is a cult.

 

[MFJ]

Hey Liz, by the way, Government Mule fucking rules.

 

[lizard]

yes.....they do

hey guys did you see the Dorito on sale on ebay because it looks like the pope's hat??

 

[AsModEe]

they will probably sell it for 10000$

 

[lizard]

woah it sold for $1209!!!!

 

[Dying Freedom]

Why the fuck is Jerry Seinfeld driving the pope?

 

[Lillitu]

'Cause his comedy sucked so much he needed another job?

 

[Karmic]

I will run against you.

SWEDE FOR POPE.

I'm blond and hawt, too.

 

[Tee]

and lutheran or something, ideal for a catholic chief.

 

[E-bortion]

I find it hilarious how people go out of their way to denounce Christianity so much, but they still make threads about the Pope and Easter...

.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

HAHAHAHHA!!!!! I almost pissed myself when I saw this. In my school for one reason or another me and this other lunatic were endorsing this kid named Will for pope. We had flyers with pictures and everything.
I just thought I'd throw that out there.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Christianity is a cult.

Thank you for stating the obvious.

 

[darkspot]

So, we'll take Will and all the other prospective Popes into a little brick building, and they'll have their top secret Pope-choosing meeting (which is probobly just a game of rock-paper-scissors). And when they have decided who the next Pope will be, they'll burn something on the fireplace that makes white smoke come out of the chimmeny. And all the Catholics rejoice.

^^^
The only thing I learned in Catholic school.

 

[Mephistophiliac]

rock-paper-scissors????
Eh, I always figured it was whoever could last the longest in GTA with a 5-star wanted level.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

mh. i am not baptized i cant run for popeness...