I was at a (shitty) party (with good beer) this weekend, and fell into a discussion about this girl that didn't use condoms, but rather just used abortions as birth control, apparently she had 3 within the last year or so. This is what happens people! This is what happens when you discuss the evils of condoms, the pill, and pulling out, the kids don't use them, then when they MYSTERIOUSLY get pregnant and freak out, have no other choice but to get an abortion or throw the baby into a dumpster! Fookin' eejits.
Of course, this girl apparently once thought she got pregnant through buttsex, so I've certainly seen brighter crayons.