Will his own birthday thread get Markgugs to come out of the closet?

[NAD]

Thanks for catching that one Doomcifer, happy birfday if you see this 'gugs. :Spin:

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yes indeed, happy bday to the 'gugmeister.

 

[JayKeeley]

He may be among us already....you can never tell these days with every other fucker on invisible mode, just sitting there reading threads.

For all we know, Markgugs = NAD the gook. He did say he tongued some nips bunghole recently. Maybe nuNAD was created as a tribute to the occasion.

 

[lurch70]

he is probably munching on soma Asian but'ole somewhere in Jeisey.

Konichiwa fucker!

 

[lizard]

we must taunt him unmercifully until his manhood demands that he make an appearance!

happy bday, 'gugs!

 

[Profanity]

I used to hide in the closet when I was younger.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I used to hide in the closet when I was younger.

Are you implying that you are a full-fledged Colon Commando?

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Are you implying that you are a full-fledged Colon Commando?

No I think he means that he hid in the closet when he was younger, because he was scared. And not of being gay either. Im pretty sure Profs not gay.

 

[lurch70]

that is open to debate

 

[Krilons Resa]

No I think he means that he hid in the closet when he was younger, because he was scared. And not of being gay either. Im pretty sure Profs not gay.

Holy shit. Where is that sarcasm button.

 

[MFJ]

If captain caps starts posting in this forum, I will fucking leave.

 

[Krilons Resa]

ya, who the fuck?

 

[NAD]

captain caps

hahahaha

What's this thread? Oh yeah, 'gugs. Where you izz, nikkuh? I should email him a link to this thread, maybe he'll drop by for a visit.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

yow mayne happeh bulated berfdey

 

[mousewings]

Happy b-day Mark!

 

[JayKeeley]

Are you implying that you are a full-fledged Colon Commando?

No I think he means that he hid in the closet when he was younger, because he was scared. And not of being gay either. Im pretty sure Profs not gay.

Holy shit. Where is that sarcasm button.

LMFAO! x 1.21GW + flux capacitor v2.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah, I gave a big harrowing WTF out loud at that as well.

 

[NAD]

I've had job interviews where I've been asked "are you a Colon Commando?" in complete seriousness before, so I understand how the sarcasm could've been missed.

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[Krilons Resa]

They weren't asking you if you were gay. I'm pretty sure that they were just wondering if you have your periodic colonic, like every healthy person should.

 

[JayKeeley]

Did they ask this whilst you had your legs up in the air and they tonguing your anus? I mean, that might have been the giveaway...