Woman finds Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.

[mutantllama]

Link
http://www.myfoxnewisconsin.com/myf...n=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.3.1

A High Ridge, Mo., woman says she has found Jesus in a bag of Cheetos (video: MyFoxStLouis). Kelly Ramey says, "I think I found Jesus on a Cheeto as funny as that sounds."

She bought a bag of a local convenience store, and inside the bag she felt something unusual.

"I looked at that and I thought, 'Oh my that looks like Jesus on the cross.' It was just like wow," she says.

Family and friends agree with her. Her daughter says, "I thought it was pretty cool." But Kelly Ramey's friend, Sue Edelman, sees something different. "I looked again and I thought a horse head."

Kelly says her husband has a special name for it. "He calls him Cheesus."

The pastor of Kirkwood United Methodist Church does not see anything theologically special about the Cheeto, but thinks some good could come from it. Pastor David Bennett says, "If people can find Jesus, somehow, in each of us like she's found in this object, that would be a wonderful thing."

Kelly doesn't plan to sell the Cheeto and will keep it in a safe deposit box.

Picture.
/facepalm

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Fucking tit.

 

[just metal]

She wants to keep it? wtf

 

[False Joe]

It looks more like a mutant twiglet.

 

[Deicidal]

Didn't this happen before, but it was the virgin Mary on a piece of toast?

I'm not against any religion, but some Christians are fucking crazy.

 

[entanglement]

Why exactly is god (or the son of) going for the most shittiest of re-entries? Come down on a UFO, pop out of a geyser.. why the hell pop out of freaking junk food?

 

[Deicidal]

Why exactly is god (or the son of) going for the most shittiest of re-entries? Come down on a UFO, pop out of a geyser.. why the hell pop out of freaking junk food?

Hahaha!!!

Yeah, if there is a god or something, at least enter from someones mouth. That would be awesome!!

 

[mutantllama]

Atleast come out of Dorito's! They are much better tbh.

 

[Dj Bass]

It's sad that people look for faith in snack foods.

 

[Deicidal]

HOLY SHIT!!

I just found Moses in my funyuns!!

 

[Eligos]

I hope this is satirical, because if it is, whoever thought it up is a genius.

It's hilarious, though, regardless of the author's intent.

 

[Black Friday]

This has happened so much it's just annoying. Every time someone finds Jesus imprinted in a pile of crap, they think it's a divine sign.

 

[Valerie]

Cheesus Christ, this is retarded.

 

[Xorv]

Someone eat it and do her the favor.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Cheddar Jalapeno ftw!

 

[Xorv]

obesity and heart failure ftw!

 

[waif]

I would have eaten it. It would have tasted especially delicious.

 

[The Ozzman]

Christians FUCK YEAH

 

[cookiecutter]

One more reason to dislike Christianity, it leaves gross orange residue on your hands

 

[waif]

but then you lick them and it's tasty.

but then you look up and there's a hot chick and she's looking really grossed out.

but then you go home and masturbate.

and life continues.