Woman finds Jesus in a bag of Cheetos.

[mutantllama]

I love licking the stuff off. If people think it's gross they can fuck off.


and that's why I haven't had sex

 

[waif]

so true

 

[Dj Bass]

I would have eaten it. It would have tasted especially delicious.

"Body of christ......amen"

 

[waif]

Actually, just "mm, cheetos...dangerously cheesy!"

 

[mutantllama]

Instead of the bread of Christ, they should give out the Cheetos of Christ. amirite

 

[Zephyrus]

The scariest part is that this woman can vote.

 

[waif]

So can retarded people.
But I can't.

 

[The Ozzman]

The scariest part is that this woman can vote.

As long as she has dinner on the table when I get home, I don't give a fuck

 

[Deicidal]

The scariest part is that this woman can vote.

What's also scary is that she has the right to have children.

 

[Winter.]

It's sad that people look for faith in snack foods.

This.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Didn't this happen a couple of months ago or is this some other obese lunatic claiming they've found their lord and savior in a bag of junk food?

 

[Winter.]

^

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Oh man, I guess this is undisputable evidence of the existence of God. I'm totally screwed, next stop hell, good evening Satan, I like your music.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Heheh.

 

[mutantllama]

lol

 

[waif]

As long as she has dinner on the table when I get home, I don't give a fuck

Voting means leaving the kitchen, though.

 

[Deicidal]

Voting means leaving the kitchen, though.

Lol, that was funny as hell.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

What a cunt. I used to get Cheetos like that in my bag all the time & I never linked them to Jesus (or Cheesus). I just ate the fucker. It doesn't even look like anything special. If it was like a large picture of Michaelangelo's Jesus on the ceiling imprinted on a Cheeto that would be something amazing.

 

[The Ozzman]

Voting means leaving the kitchen, though.

Absentee ballots exist for a reason....like when she's chained up in the cellar

 

[Vimana]

That cheeto didn't even look like Jesus at all.