Women Talk

[HalfpintHenkka]

when it comes to Tut's sexual orientation...

well, thanks to Bodomite's thread a little while back, we all know where he REALLY stands.

 

[Ralf]

pfff only you do...

I'm pretty sure not only he... :Spin:

 

[bodomite]

Hey dont talk about my bitch like that! He is MY bitch and if you touch him im gonna pimp slap you back to Africa BEEOOOTTTCCCHHHHHHHHHHH

*EDIT*
no racism intended by this remark im just being retarted acting like a pimp so sue me.............. well no dont do that because I dont have any money to give ya....... ah fuck it man YOU SUCK

 

[Spike]

^she's 14 Casanova...

Sweeeeeeet! Not only did I mistake her as being Finnish, but 'mistook' her age too!

*goes to jail*

i like it dark in my corner.

if you want the lightswitch...it's across the room. you have to walk through the sea of horniness to get to it. bon voyage.

Don't worry now halfie, I now found a dark corner AND a sea of horniness in the same place!! In fact, I think that's what said dark corners are for. ^_^

*gets raped*

I'm not liking it as much as the combination of the two would suggest though, When I get out of jail, can I join you in the corner in the dark again?. I promise never to be horny again.

Spike (Who prefers the dark)

P.S. Will explain the confusion/missunderstanding to you when you GET YOUR ARSE ON MSN FINALLY! (I saw you when I logged in in offline mode this morning, went and had a shower, and when I came back you were gone..... thta's like twice now.

P.P.S. Tag! You're it! ^_^

 

[bobvex]

wellllllll back to the topic at hand, oddball sexual adventures. . .

 

[Fenrir13]

oddball? whoo boy.

 

[bobvex]

lets just say. . i know what a "queef" sounds like

 

[StratoxDeath]

lets just say. . i know what a "queef" sounds like

... aww, that's terrible

 

[bobvex]

... aww, that's terrible

yeah it was. . .

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

bobvex: mmm cherry coooock
bobvex: coke********

no, this was

 

[bobvex]

no, this was

yeha yeha laught it up. . .mines funny too

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

 

[bobvex]

hmmm. . .im not seeing to many experienced women posting. .

come on, dont be shy, we're all adults here, we can laught abou tthe past. lets see some stories.

 

[Abrasive-X]

I started taking her pants off and then she said "what are you doing?" and then i said "taking your pants off" and then she said "I don't think so"

 

[bobvex]

I started taking her pants off and then she said "what are you doing?" and then i said "taking your pants off" and then she said "I don't think so"

thats a strange one. . .

she didnt want teh abrasive peenor?

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Okay, odd one... has to be the one with my ex on last year's new year's eve party in a house full of friends. We went upstairs and locked ourselves up in the bedroom and then we figured that the kitchen is right under us where they can hear _everything_. After 1 min of thinking we were like: what the hell, let's go for it anyway! So we did and we didn't keep a low profile to say the least. You can imagine the grin on the faces downstairs when we finally managed to find out who should go first

Btw Enigma, Lord of the Rings and Braveheart soundtrack is a great fucking music

Okay, a bit of a delicate topic next; girls, what size do you prefer in men? And i'm not talking about their shoes
I personally _hate_ the big ones because they only hurt. No pleasure just the pain. Which sucks uber alles ;/

 

[Janina]

I've missed a few questions, so I'll try to fill in some...

Quickies, they're nice occationally, but I also enjoy our marathons

Worst experience, must be with my ex (the poodle ), couldn't feel a thing

Best, too many to mention just one...

Getting caught, been there, done that... I have told that story before and I'm too lazy to start writing that again

And the size thingie, well I prefer quite big ones (not huge ones though), I've had my share of small ones and I've had enough... I can't really say what would be the ideal size except that hubby's got a perfect one

 

[bobvex]

Okay, a bit of a delicate topic next; girls, what size do you prefer in men? And i'm not talking about their shoes
I personally _hate_ the big ones because they only hurt. No pleasure just the pain. Which sucks uber alles ;/

ok. . so what exactly IS big. . .

 

[oceanqueen44]

ok. . so what exactly IS big. . .

How about this one?

http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/snowthing.jpg

 

[bobvex]

no i mean like. . is 8 to big. . 9? . . .10?