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The Post Master
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
Ohhhh yeah
and @Bob: Fucking awesome list!
Ok, worst: Prolly again, I was drunk, in a bar, i went with some guy who was kinda cute, but damn, couldn't work the meat. It was like 5 minutes and i didnt even get off
Not to mention the guy's friend was like next to the bed(couldnt see) laughing every so often kind of killing the mood 
Best: When i was fucked absolutely silly for two hours, in about 6 different positions, with awesome music playing in the background. I must have gotten off like 8 times. Christ. And what Tut said
Ahh, we get that one from you all the time dear.HalfpintHenkka said:
*looks at your avatar***A BIT OF JAM*ACTION*BALL*BALLOCK*BALONEY RIDE*BANANAS AND CREAM*BANG*BASKET MAKING*BATTER*BEEF*BEEF INJECTION*BE IN A WOMAN'S BEEF*BELLY RIDE*BELT*BLANKET DRILL*BLOW OFF THE LOOSE CORNS*BOARD*BOFF*BONE*BORE*BOTTLE*BOUNCE*BUMP*BUMP FUR*BUNNY FUCK*BURY ONE'S WICK*BURY THE BONE*BUSH PATROL*BUZZ THE BRILLO*CANE*CHANGE ONE'S LUCK*CHARGE*CHUCK A TREAD*CLIMB*COCK UP*COME ACROSS*COUPLE WITH*COVER*CRACK IT*CRAM*CRAWL*CREAM*CUT*DANCE THE MATTRESS nG*DAUB OF THE BRUSH*DICK*DICKY DUNK*DIDDLE**(.....Oh fuck I couldn't be bothered doing all of these.HalfpintHenkka said:
) 's halfpint, thus invalidating the need to stand in the corner**(***)*or
***j/k
It's kinda dark in this corner though don't you think? *fumbles aimlessly for the light switch*
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
TheSeldomlaid
Waffle Wizard
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
HalfpintHenkka
OriginalHalfpintyGoodness
Spike said:
i like it dark in my corner.
if you want the lightswitch...it's across the room. you have to walk through the sea of horniness to get to it. bon voyage.
TheSomberlain said:*smells a nuke coming*
hm...*regarding nuke stash* it's quite tempting...but...i wouldn't know who or what to chuck it at. it's 08.42 in the fucking morning and i'm running on 4 hours of sleep, so cut me some slack here...if i hurl one now, it might hit you...and we wouldn't want that to happen now, would we?
Profanity
The Post Master
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
Rain is cool!
Hehehe....ok, besides best/worst sex stories, where are some of your most interesting places it was done?
So far:
Behind a coffee shop outside back in New Jersey
At an indoor archery range
Back of a car
Even tho the lay was lousy it was interesting to do something next to somones friend who was on a mattress next to the bed
And a couple other good ones. Youse?
Hehehe....ok, besides best/worst sex stories, where are some of your most interesting places it was done?
So far:
Behind a coffee shop outside back in New Jersey
At an indoor archery range
Back of a car
Even tho the lay was lousy it was interesting to do something next to somones friend who was on a mattress next to the bed
And a couple other good ones. Youse?
Profanity
The Post Master
Sex should be private and shouldn't be discussed with anyone other than the person you had sex with.
persephone28
Immortal
ok..as per Tal"s request....................
Worst: I have to name only one time? Well...it's alot like Tal's worst. Was with a cute guy, things got heated up at first but he didnt know what the hell he was doing so things cooled down very fast. I pushed him off me and told him "Lets order a pizza instead".
Best: In a movie theatre, midnight showing ( I dont even remember what the hell movie it was ), no one was in there but us two. I was wearing a skirt but no undies (I hardly ever wear undies) and we were fooling around, I bent over the seats in front of us and he got me good. Damn! That memory still gets me going.
Worst: I have to name only one time?
Well...it's alot like Tal's worst. Was with a cute guy, things got heated up at first but he didnt know what the hell he was doing so things cooled down very fast. I pushed him off me and told him "Lets order a pizza instead". Best: In a movie theatre, midnight showing ( I dont even remember what the hell movie it was
), no one was in there but us two. I was wearing a skirt but no undies (I hardly ever wear undies) and we were fooling around, I bent over the seats in front of us and he got me good. Damn! That memory still gets me going. lets see
in a hammock was fun
in the football gear storage shed at boarding school
in the attic of the theater at boarding school numerous times
in my room at boarding school, girls arent allowed in guy's rooms, and i had to be quick (and i wasn't, 45 minutes)
my van
the woods
in a hammock was fun
in the football gear storage shed at boarding school
in the attic of the theater at boarding school numerous times
in my room at boarding school, girls arent allowed in guy's rooms, and i had to be quick (and i wasn't, 45 minutes)
my van
the woods
Fenrir13 said:
sweet jesuspersephone28 said:Best: In a movie theatre, midnight showing ( I dont even remember what the hell movie it was
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
Fenrir13 said:Bob: Did I mention it was WASP playing?
Looks like we got Bob good, Persephone!!!
*dies* I'M A WILDCHILD, COME AND LOOOOVE ME. . .
even blackie says its music to fuck to.
Fenrir13
safe in the cornfields
And I gotta thank Blackie one of these days
'L.O....V.E....All i needs my LOVE machine....'
:Smokedev:
'L.O....V.E....All i needs my LOVE machine....'
:Smokedev:
*gets out jackson*Fenrir13 said:And I gotta thank Blackie one of these days
'L.O....V.E....All i needs my LOVE machine....'
:Smokedev:
Lady have you known me- The perfect love machine, I'm Virgo, My Leo's rising Venus made me KingThat trail of broken hearts They all belong to meMagic runs through my fingers- One touch you'll seeL.O.V.E All I need's my love machineL.O.V.E All I need's my love machine tonightWhat can I do for you, Am I your wildest dreamWhat do I move in you Am I what I seemMy eyes they lie and you cry Love brings you painAnd if you try to love me You'll not feel the same L.O.V.E All I need's my love machineL.O.V.E All I need's my love machine tonightbest sex song ever
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