Women Talk

[Spike]

but since i don't have anything to say on the current subject, having had no experiences to judge between quickies and long-terms...i'm gonna shut up for now.

*joins half-arsed.... PINT! half-pint, silently in the corner*

its really a very simple thing, the egg came first, and the thing that layed that egg that contained the first chicken was the creature that evolved into the chicken.

STFU.

 

[Johanna]

And a quickie also shows how much the other desires you

Yuss! A quickie can be quite flattering that way

Anyway I cant say Im more of any type: sometimes theres nothing better than a spontaneous quicky, sometimes some gentle loving is the way to go. Variety is the spice of life

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Yuss! A quickie can be quite flattering that way

Anyway I cant say Im more of any type: sometimes theres nothing better than a spontaneous quicky, sometimes some gentle loving is the way to go. Variety is the spice of life

Amen to that.

 

[bobvex]

Used as a weapon, never.

But i do find myself referring to sex as a good fuck now and again, and i have used banged, screwed, boned, stuffed, getting fucked stupid, poked, rammed, slammed...i have lots of creative sex vocabulary

if i may

(from GeorgeCarlin.com)

A BIT OF JAM
ACTION
BALL
BALLOCK
BALONEY RIDE
BANANAS AND CREAM
BANG
BASKET MAKING
BATTER
BEEF
BEEF INJECTION
BE IN A WOMAN'S BEEF
BELLY RIDE
BELT
BLANKET DRILL
BLOW OFF THE LOOSE CORNS
BOARD
BOFF
BONE
BORE
BOTTLE
BOUNCE
BUMP
BUMP FUR
BUNNY FUCK
BURY ONE'S WICK
BURY THE BONE
BUSH PATROL
BUZZ THE BRILLO
CANE
CHANGE ONE'S LUCK
CHARGE
CHUCK A TREAD
CLIMB
COCK UP
COME ACROSS
COUPLE WITH
COVER
CRACK IT
CRAM
CRAWL
CREAM
CUT
DANCE THE MATTRESS nG
DAUB OF THE BRUSH
DICK
DICKY DUNK
DIDDLE
DIP YOUR STINGER IN
THE HONEY
DIP YOUR STICK
DIP YOUR WICK
DIRTY WORK AT THE
CROSSROADS
DO
DO A DIVE IN THE DARK
DO A FLOP
DO A PUSH
DO A SLIDE UP THE BOARD
DOG
DO IT
DO THE DEED
DO THE NASTY
EASE NATURE
EXCHANGE SPITS
FEATHER-BED,nG
FEED THE DUMMY
FIDDLE
FIRK
FIT END TO END
FIX HER PLUMBING
FLESH SESSION
FLOP
FLOP IN THE HAY
FOUR-LEGGED FROLIC
FRIG
FUCK
FUN AND GAMES
GET A BIT
GET A CHUNK
GET A CRUMPET
GET A HUNK
GET A LITTLE
GET A PIECE
GET A SNIPPET
GET A WET ONE
GET HOME
GET IN
GET INTO HER PANTS
GET INTO SOME SERIOUS
FLESH
GET IT ON
GET JACK IN THE ORCHARD
GET LAID
GET L0CKY
GET ONE'S ASHES HAULED
GET ONE'S GREENS
GET ONE'S LEATHER
STRETCHED
GET ONE'S NOODLE WET
GET ONE'S OIL CHANGED
GET SOME
GET SOME ACTION
GET SOME ASS
GET SOME CRACK
GET SOME HAIR
GET SOME HOLE
GET SOME PUSSY
GET SOME STUFF
GET SOME TAIL
GET SOME TWEEZE
GET YOUR BEAN WAXED
GET YOUR POLE VARNISHED
GIVE HER A STAB
GO ALL THE WAY
GO LIKE A BELT-FED MOTOR
GO TO BED WITH
GO TO IT
GO TO TOWN
GO VAULTING
GREASE THE WHEEL
GRIND
GRIND ONE'S TOOL
HANKY-PANKY
HAVE
HAVE A BIT
HAVE A BIT OF GIBLET PIE
HAVE A BIT OF SUMMER
CABBAGE
HAVE A BLOW THROUGH
HAVE SEX WITH
HIDE THE FERRET
HIDE THE SALAMI
HIT ON THE TAIL
HOCK
HOP ON
HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT
HOSE
HOT ROLL WITH CREAM
HUMP
IMPALE
INTRODUCE CHARLEY
INVADE
IRISH WHIST
JAZZ
JINK
JOB
JOIN PAUNCHES
JOUNCE
JOY RIDE
JUG
JUKE
JUMP
JUMP ON ONE'S BONES
KNOCK
KNOCK OFF A PIECE
KNOW
LADIES' TAILORING
LAY
LAY OFF WITH
LAY SOME PIPE
LAY THE HIP
LAY THE LEG
LEAP
LEAP ON
LIE ON
LIE WITH
LOB IN
LOVE
MAKE
MAKE FEET FOR CHILDREN'S
SHOES
MAKE IT
MAKE LOVE
MAKE OUT WITH
MAKE THE SCENE
MAKING BABIES
MAKIN' WHOOPEE
MATE
MESS AROUND
MINGLE LIMBS
MIX ONE'S PEANUT BUTTER
MOUNT
MUG
MUSS
NAIL
NAIL TWO BELLIES TOGETHER
NICK
NIG
NUB
NUG
NUT
OBLIGE
OFF
PARK YOUR YACHT IN
HAIR HARBOR
PEEL ONE'S BEST END
PEG
PERFORM
PESTLE
PIECE
PIECE OF ASS
PIECE OF PUSSY
PIECE OF SNATCH
PIECE OF TAIL
PILE
PILE-DRIVING
PIN
PLANT THE OATS
PLAY AT ALL FOURS
PLAY HIDE THE BONE
PLOW
PLUCK
PLUG
POCKET THE RED
POKE
POLE
POLE WORK
POUSH YOUR ROCKET
POP
PORK
POST A LETTER
POUND
PUMP
PUNCH
PUSH
PUT THE BOOTS TO
PUT THE TOOL IN THE SHED
QUIMSTICKING
RAM
RIDE
RIP OFF
RITES OF VENUS
ROASTING THE BROOMSTICK
ROLL
ROLL IN THE HAY
ROCK
ROD
ROGER
ROMP
ROOT
ROOTLE
ROUST
RUB BACONS
RUB UP
RUMBLE
RUMPLE
RUTTING
SALT
SAW OFF A CHUNK
SCORE
SCREW
SCUTZ AROUND
SECRET SERVICES
SERVICE
SHACK UP
SHAFT
SHAG
SHAKE
SHAKE THE SHEETS
SHOOT BETWEEN WIND
AND WATER
SHOOT ONE'S WAD
SHORT ARM PRACTICE
SHOVE
SHTUP
SINK THE SAUSAGE
SINK THE SOLDIER
SLAM
SLEEP WITH
SLIP HER A LENGTH
SLIP INTO
SPLIT
SPOIL
SQUAT JUMPS IN THE
CUCUMBER PATCH
SQUATTIN'ON THE HOG
SQUEEZE AND A SQUIRT
STAB
STABLE MY NAGGIE
STROP ONE'S BEAK
STRUM
STUFF
SWING
TAIL-WORK
TAKE A TURN IN THE STUBBLE
TAKE A TURN ON SHOOTER'S
HILL
TEAR OFF A PIECE
TEAR THE SHEETS
THE DISAPPEARING CANE
TRICK
THE MATRIMONIAL POLKA
THREAD
THREAD THE NEEDLE
THROW A HUMP
THROW A LEG OVER
THROW A SHOT
THUMP
TIE THE TRUE LOVER'S KNOT
TIFF
TIP THE LONG ONE
TO BE INTIMATE
TOOLING IN THE WOODS
TOPS AND BOTTOMS
TRIM
TRIM THE BUFF
TRIP UP THE RHINE
TUMBLE
TUMPLE
TURN UP
TWIDDLE
VARNISH ONE'S CANE
VAULT
VITAMIN F
WAP
WHAM
WHAT MOTHER DID
BEFORE ME
WIND THE CLOCK
WOMANIZE
WORK
WORK OUT
WORK THE DUMB ORACLE
WORK THE HAIRY ORACLE
YARD
YENTZ

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

you have too much time on your hands, Bob...

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

*joins half-arsed.... PINT! half-pint, silently in the corner*

hoi, who ya callin half-arsed? *narrow-eyed look*...but sure i'm glad to have some company in my corner. *moves over to make room*

 

[bobvex]

it was a cut and past job

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Hm, it's kinda the opposite for me, I had to realize. An intensive and lustful quickie is much better than a loooong session which might even become a bit tiring by the end..

hey, what's wrong with being tiring?
I mean, you can only recognize good sex if in the day after you've got muscular pains

 

[persephone28]

hey, what's wrong with being tiring?
I mean, you can only recognize good sex if in the day after you've got muscular pains

 

[persephone28]

"Quickies" are called such due to the fact that some men cant go the distance. Now, I am not picky mind you, but in those 10 minutes, he better make damn sure I get off too or there will be hell to pay!

 

[bobvex]

"Quickies" are called such due to the fact that some men cant go the distance. Now, I am not picky mind you, but in those 10 minutes, he better make damn sure I get off too or there will be hell to pay!

i usually get the girl off first. . then do my thing. . .

 

[persephone28]

^ awww isnt that polite of you
who says chivalry is dead??

 

[bobvex]

 

[bobvex]

change of subject, if i may.

we need some best/worst sex stories here. nothing traumatic though (if it applies), just embarassing instances, and earth-shattering sex. lets hear em.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

"Quickies" are called such due to the fact that some men cant go the distance. Now, I am not picky mind you, but in those 10 minutes, he better make damn sure I get off too or there will be hell to pay!

I have to be done first anyway, so it was never a problem with my bf

Worst sex experience... hm.. have to be the one when I was dead drunk and just met the gut that day on a festival... had to get outta the tent in every 2 mins to piss.

Best; all nowdays (cheesyness alert!!)

 

[Profanity]

You should have pissed on his penis.

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

I had that urge actually.

 

[Profanity]

What stopped you?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i usually get the girl off first. . then do my thing. . .

exactally my point of view.
I mean, you've done at least a part of the job as guarantee
It's like paying beforehand, it's guaranteed!

@persephone: don't laugh!
it's the truth

That's a proof of total sexual discharge on the day before

 

[persephone28]

exactally my point of view.
I mean, you've done at least a part of the job as guarantee
It's like paying beforehand, it's guaranteed!

@persephone: don't laugh!
it's the truth

That's a proof of total sexual discharge on the day before

If you are really like that, then I am moving to Brazil!