Women Talk

[HalfpintHenkka]

Found yer ten-foot pole?

ya know, i'm a hypocrite...i said i wouldn't touch this thread with aforementioned 10ft pole...and then i post all over it...lol

 

[Abrasive-X]

wanko whacks off every 15min

 

[bobvex]

. . on a bad day. . .

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay, here are the reasons WHY i dont wank often:

1- I get post-wanking depression
2- i just feel comfortable doing so when i'm completely alone in the house so i wont be busted
aaand the biggest one
3- i don't have time for it I mean, i usually need like 30-50 minutes for 1 of them

so there
belive in what you will

 

[Johanna]

3- i don't have time for it I mean, i usually need like 30-50 minutes for 1 of them

man, you need better porn....

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

send me some nude pics of you then

 

[Johanna]

send me some nude pics of you then

sure thing! I will just have to ask my teacher if he has any copies left.

 

[bobvex]

man, you need better porn....

yeah he does. .

hey tut, ill send you this one i have. . this hot swedish girl and this big boobied finn go at it like mad women. . .

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

sure thing! I will just have to ask my teacher if he has any copies left.

yeah, send me those and i promise i'll get to the end of it as fast as i can


btw, "location: Scumm Bar"

 

[Johanna]

@bobvex: sounds like a cool movie, send it to me too

yeah, send me those and i promise i'll get to the end of it as fast as i can


btw, "location: Scumm Bar"

yep, monkey island rocks your socks of

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

sure thing! I will just have to ask my teacher if he has any copies left.

I thought it was your principal or his dog who had those?

 

[Johanna]

I thought it was your principal or his dog who had those?

In your sick and twisted fantasies about me yes! *beats you with a stick*

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

In your sick and twisted fantasies about me yes! *beats you with a stick*

You're just pissed off because I made the right guess

 

[Abrasive-X]

fantasies about Johanna cannot be sick or twisted :O just sweet...

 

[Heavenscent]

hmmmmmm indeed.....

 

[Johanna]

You're just pissed off because I made the right guess

get your mind out of the gutter!

Somebody come up with some woman/sex talk damn it, we are getting off topic.

 

[Heavenscent]

Okay, my turn.
What does porn do to you ladies? Does it turn you on, make you laugh your ass off, angry at the exploiting of women, tell me.
This is about all kinds of porn, hardcore, soft, gay, lesbian, gonzo, etc.

 

[CRrEiTsIRED]

What's gonzo porn?

Porn movies make me embarrassed... and I've never watched an entire one.

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

^same here, cept i've never watched one

it's the 21st century's male embracing his feminine side

about the wanking thing: fall off your chairs everyone: i probably im the one who does it the less around these boards!

*promptly falls off chair then sits up on the floor with classic indignant i-meant-to-do-that look on her face* that's a surprise, coming from the guy we all call Wanko......................

 

[Fenrir13]

Porn makes me laugh. I remember watching one called Robococks. I love the titles like...

Tits A Wonderful Life
Trixxx and Trixxx 2(matrix spin offs)
Inrearendence Day(this one features a guy in an alien mask)
Robococks 1,2,3...

Of course a classic porn director is Seymour Butts. Now, I am waiting for there to be the Willy Wonka spin off, I mean come on, it's TOO easy...

Like it could be 'Willy Wanker', we can have 'Veruca Slut' 'Augustus Glop' and the Oompa Loompas could be a source of endless entertainment. If someone doesn't cash in on this soon, I am.

I mean, I guess stuff like scat porn gets disgusting, I am not too into the whole bodily function porn. But i remember when me and a friend were drunk and we uncovered something online that I sort of wished we hadn't, I mean the pony....