Women Talk

[HalfpintHenkka]

damn now muppet porn... where is this world going

down to Sesame Street.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

shit, this page has turned into a sitcom script

 

[Profanity]

Is that a bad thing?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I actually just saw that show for the first time the other day, and (am I lucky or what???) they had puppet porn on there that same night! Very erotic......

Stop calling ME perverted

 

[Dred]

DUDE MOTHER FUCKIN MUPPET PORN!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097858/
Its called Meet the Feebles written and directed by Peter Jackson (yes the LOTR guy) back in his cheesy horror days. its about muppet-esque characters that do drugs, have sex, and kill each other. theres a scene with a walrus fucking a siamese cat....GREAT SHIT!!! GO RENT NOW!!! its absolutley fuckin hysterical

 

[the_drip]

....this thread is straying from it's original intent.

so how many chicks here have found their G-spot. Who needs assistance with this?

 

[ert]

so how many chicks here have found their G-spot. Who needs assistance with this?

I assume you volunteer to be of assistance in finding as well as using it? :Spin:

 

[DeathSlut]

i saw this weird animated porn where it was supposed to be like Jack and the Bean Stalk, and Jack was supposed to be having an affair or something with the giants wife, and since she was a giant he could like walk inside her p*ssy and i dunno she was all pleasured by it. but then the giant came home and wanted to have sex with her, but the little guy was still inside her, so he was being like smushed inside her while the giants had sex....i dont know it was just weird. lol. yes, the end.

 

[Alwin]

now that's women talk I like

 

[Spike]

Ok, got another question for ya all! How many people here masturbate and freely admit to it?

I masturbate but I don't freely admit to it.

.......no wait, I just did.

We need another option.

 

[the_drip]

I masturbate constantly.

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

I assume you volunteer to be of assistance in finding as well as using it? :Spin:

i assumed as much as well.

 

[the_drip]

hey I like to lend a hand, if you know what I mean.

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

you can lend your hand to my..........







































































food processor!

lol

 

[Heavenscent]

naughty naughty.....

The only thing that I have on my hands/my hands on is time....

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

lol speak for yourself; i don't think for the people around here. however any of you interpret that post of mine is up to you, not me haha.

in all honesty, i've never even gone to first base. haha.

 

[Heavenscent]

Me neither...but I suck at baseball, you know....

Now that I come to think of it, I never played it...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

shit, you american/canadians and your baseball metaphors
i still have no idea of on what base things get funky

 

[HalfpintHenkka]

...just means i've never been kissed even ONCE.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

shit, those canadian boys...


(what am i talking about, i got my first kiss when i was 14 too )