woooo i got my driver's license!

Make sure you always keep a baseball bat in your trunk, it comes so handy when those dumbass soccer moms in SUVs talking on their cellphones cut you off... or when you need to beat some sense into stupid high school punks in riced-out Civics. But also keep a baseball and glove in your trunk. In case you get pulled over by a cop and he searches your trunk, you don't wanna have just a bat, that'd look suspicious.
 
Guerrilla said:
Make sure you always keep a baseball bat in your trunk, it comes so handy when those dumbass soccer moms in SUVs talking on their cellphones cut you off... or when you need to beat some sense into stupid high school punks in riced-out Civics. But also keep a baseball and glove in your trunk. In case you get pulled over by a cop and he searches your trunk, you don't wanna have just a bat, that'd look suspicious.


HAve you been in my truck???? Also yes the glove is essential, because the baseball thing does work. :grin:
 
I'm just glad to see more and more of us get out on the road with a "don't be trying any stupid shit around me or I'll rearrange your facial bones" mentality. Come to think of it we ARE performing a public service here, since the DMV can't effectively prevent dumbass drivers from acquiring licences, it's up to us to keep them off the roads and in the hospitals.
 
I just wanna get from point A to point b without someone trying to kill me cause I hate when people cut me off without signalling or period and are on the phone ,eating ,and have headphones on all at the same time.
 
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Enjoy the ride, Willow!
:grin:

-x-
Iris
 
NinjaKitten said:
hahaha carmageddon was one of the best games evar!
Carmageddon was indeed the shit. When I first got it I used to play it all day running over grandmas and the like. And it had the Fear Factory soundtrack too.