I got a job :D

[NinjaKitten]

haha congrats! I always thought working at a pizza place might be fun, but I never got the chance... then again I guess I never applied

 

[MajestikMøøse]

his hair?

precisely

 

[Super Mahrio]

hey Steph! i dont have many chins!
Will ahahahahahha congrats and welcome to the Pizza realm! if your place has a salad bar, be a good boy and dont eat too much pizza on yer breaks! go for the salad bar!!!
(pizza can make you constipated if you put too much cheese on it..beware!!!)

 

[The_Children_of_Decadence]

i work at a pizza place making $6/hr woooo

send me a pizza, doooooooood

 

[J the TyranT]

Fuck! Now I can totally rip this joke:

How do you get a guitarist off of your porch?






















Pay for the fuckin pizza!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I never tire of ripping on guitarists...

How is a pizza like a guitarist?






















Neither can feed a whole family!

AHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Priceless =)

Drummers are the perfect image of consistency and reliability =P

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I can't get a job until next month....

 

[Tee]

Ut oh......... you know, i hear that people who cook for a living or work in restaurants have and uncontrollable urge to grow 2 or 3 or even sometimes in rare cases 4 extra chins. *Cough* *Cough*

Well, at least you're still young Will. No major worries of battling the bulge until your about 20 years older *cough* *cough*

unholy fuck! *imagining what would happen if I said that* :Smug:

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Ut oh......... you know, i hear that people who cook for a living or work in restaurants have and uncontrollable urge to grow 2 or 3 or even sometimes in rare cases 4 extra chins. *Cough* *Cough*

Well, at least you're still young Will. No major worries of battling the bulge until your about 20 years older *cough* *cough*

hahaha
and start counting carbs too?




congrats WILL!!!!!

have fun in between the pizzas

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

hahaha
and start counting carbs too?




congrats WILL!!!!!

have fun in between the pizzas

I worked in pizza places for about a year. Its one of the least disgusting food jobs. CONGRATS. I was a manager for Mcd's for 3 years. Enjoy pizza.

 

[MetalSteph]

unholy fuck! *imagining what would happen if I said that* :Smug:

Hmmmm - I'm guessing you'd get a big "Fuck you Tee" aahhahahahahha. It's not like i mentioned any names or directly pointing to anyone in particular.

Plus, most everyone knows i've had my "hungry hepher" days.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Free Pizza on Will!!!!!


Hey, how is this for a marketing ploy?
Buy two large pizzas get a FREE Distorted Mind EP.

Or BUY a Distorted Mind EP and get a free large pepperoni.

Will can take the place of the NOID and the little Ceasars mascot.

 

[Will Bozarth]

hahaah thatll work

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

heh heh heh... you work in a priest's RECTORY

... And he's the secretary ...


Congrats on the job, Will!

But don't you get grease burns from all the free pizza ON YOU?

... sorry, sorry. Just had to join in the lame-joke fest. And I totally agree with that TyranT dude about drummers ...

 

[Matt Lee]

AHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Priceless =)

Drummers are the perfect image of consistency and reliability =P

Oh reeeeeally. Well, what's the difference between a drummer and a mutual fund?



















Mutual funds mature and make money.

BAM!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?














Homeless.

 

[Illnath]

I don't work...I get money from the goverment for just being a student

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

congratulations sir willyham!! now you can go crazy at the cond...nevermind

 

[J the TyranT]

No, Pyrus. Drummers are the ones with the house AND the practice space, usually. THAT joke, is a bass player joke, but ACTUALLY GOES:

What do you call a Bass player w/o a stripper for a girlfriend?















THAT my friends, is fucking homeless.

But even better.

How does a singer change a lightbulb?













He just stands there, holding it, waiting for the world to revolve around him.

OR.

How is a bad singer like your drunk neighbor a 3 in the morning?














He keeps trying to come in with the wrong key at the wrong time.

Thank you!

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

No, it's definitely a drummer joke. As one of the few drummers in the world who actually had a house to use as practice space (until my parents kicked my bandmates out), I should know; I've heard it many many times.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

No, Pyrus. Drummers are the ones with the house AND the practice space, usually. << right!