World's Fastest Guitar Player April 2011

1- I don't like the metronome's tone, it lacks character.
2- I don't like his Batguitar.
3- His right hand can make a girl clitorially come in about 1.23 seconds.
4- Piercing + Beard + Glasses + Ponytail = FAIL
 
I found this to be completely retarded.. whats the point?
It sounds like shit, and i bet that the guy can't write for shit either.
 
I wonder what the suicide rate is on the street he lives with how many times have his neighbors heard this shiz at varying speeds? I'd kill myself or find a way to travel back in time and erase Rimsky-Korsakov if I had to hear that over and over again.