1- I don't like the metronome's tone, it lacks character.
2- I don't like his Batguitar.
3- His right hand can make a girl clitorially come in about 1.23 seconds.
4- Piercing + Beard + Glasses + Ponytail = FAIL
I wonder what the suicide rate is on the street he lives with how many times have his neighbors heard this shiz at varying speeds? I'd kill myself or find a way to travel back in time and erase Rimsky-Korsakov if I had to hear that over and over again.