Worst album covers ever?

[unknown]

The new Agalloch:

 

[FretsAflame]

That new Lacuna Coil album seems to have a pretty ugly cover.

And yes, Manowar covers are drenched in homoeroticism. It's always half naked guys with huge muscles, holding phallic objects such as swords. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the next Manowar album is an illustration of a gigantic dude fondling himself.

dude come on what's more manly than a fuckin ripped dude holding a long hard instrument of war?


...

Ram it home thailor!

 

[FretsAflame]

The new Agalloch:

that's pretty bad, but compared to...

at least I can tell that's a bird.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

What's wrong with that? It's some trees.

 

[Babykabob]

 

[FretsAflame]

What's wrong with that? It's some trees.

It's not just some trees. There's a bush there too. And some water. I distinctly saw some water.

I think a photography professor would seizure and die if he saw that thing.

 

[Babykabob]

It's not just some trees. There's a bush there too. And some water. I distinctly saw some water.

I think a photography professor would seizure and die if he saw that thing.

haha, I love Opeth, but I gotta agree...

 

[Kvlt Wench]

It's not masterful or anything, but look at it next to the anthropamorphic Spandex-clad seal with a battle axe.

 

[FretsAflame]

It's not masterful or anything, but look at it next to the anthropamorphic Spandex-clad seal with a battle axe.

Yeah that's weird and tacky, but the Opeth album cover is just terrible. At least the Riot covers are intentionally strange, the Opeth cover is trying to be artistic, but has so many problems.

And yeah I love Opeth too lol.

 

[Lunar Still]

Why did you single out My Arms, Your Hearse? All of Opeth's covers are pictures of forests.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm pretty sure only My Arms, Your Hearse and Blackwater Park have forests.

 

[Bacchante]

Forests are badass, though

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Dude, forests are so Metal. That's where it was fucking born dude. In a forest. A kvlt forest...with distortion.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

this one wins worst ever..

ding ding ding!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Come on people, have we all forgotten about Scorpions "Virgin Killer"?

 

[Mike]

^ WTF! how is that legal?

 

[EricT]

They have a different cover for that... and its just as awful:

 

[Mike]

winner

 

[Dying Freedom]

this one wins worst ever..

DT also has the coolest cover ever:

This one's pretty bad:

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, Dance of Death was the first thing that popped up in my head.