Worst possible "date" ever.

[Morgan C]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Someone posted this on FB. Jesus Christ I could not stop laughing.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

Guy deserved it for being such a fuckin wack job.
You don't carry around piss bottles unless you're goin on a road trip.

 

[Skaldir]

Reminds me a bit on a scene from "along came Polly".
I liked the "drawings"

 

[Harry Hughes]

Oh man, brilliant

 

[plague_rider]

HAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
*laughing affecting typing*

 

[GarethSE]

hahahahahahaha oh my god

and all that could have been avoided if he'd have just swallowed his pride and took a shit in a public toilet.
and pee bottle? seriously?
.... good lord

 

[Line666]

Brilliant.

 

[Mutant]

Good

Almost as good as the old Ryans Steakhouse incident.

 

[LeSedna]

- he just had to take a piss, a shit, or BOTH in a public toilet
- it's not so hard to piss on the toilet with an erection while shitting technically (I'm sure I can do it !)

 

[~BURNY~]

Holy flying batman...
That can't be true, can it?

 

[Ermz]

Epic thread wins. Really needed those laughs this morning!

 

[musickey]

hahahahahahaha oh my god

and all that could have been avoided if he'd have just swallowed his pride and took a shit in a public toilet.
and pee bottle? seriously?
.... good lord

a big +1

What a fucking ding dong! That is some of the funniest "Shit" I have ever read.

 

[iamandy]

oh gawd, this is AMAZING!

 

[SocialNumb]

I don't fucking believe it at all but it brought the lulz. Pictures really added to the effect.

 

[Skinny Viking]

I don't know ... I gotta call bullshit on this one. Sounds way too much like "Along came Polly"

Just my opinion

the drawings were funny though

 

[Metaltastic]

and all that could have been avoided if he'd have just swallowed his pride and took a shit in a public toilet.
and pee bottle? seriously?

SERIOUSLY - what the fuck, no sympathy if you're a goddamn pussy who won't shit anywhere there's a hole, be a man you vagina-face!

Still, I was ROFL'ing like a motherfucker at the descriptions and pictures; the dude definitely has a gift for dramatic pacing and setting the scene (though I haven't seen Along Came Polly, how similar are they?)

 

[Skinny Viking]

(though I haven't seen Along Came Polly, how similar are they?)

similar enough that even the whole part with "what are you doing in there, taking a shower?" is part of the movie

 

[SocialNumb]

Yeah, he basically exaggerated Along Came Polly. Surprised there wasn't a luffa in his story. (luffa? is that what it's called?)

 

[Skinny Viking]

Yeah, he basically exaggerated Along Came Polly. Surprised there wasn't a luffa in his story. (luffa? is that what it's called?)

ask one of the Finns here

 

[cloy26]

No way that's real. The pictures are a little far fetched, but that IS coming from a person who uses "pee bottles"...