Worst possible "date" ever.

[JeffTD]

Oh my god that's classic, but it reminds me...


Does anyone still have the link I posted where the dude tries to return a broken EZ-wipe thing?

*EDIT* nevermind!

http://www.cracked.com/blog/call-center-transcript-of-me-returning-a-comfort-wipe

 

[Mutant]

its obvisouly not true everyone knows body builders arent built downstairs hed have no problem sittin down, but honetly holy fuck funny.

Its a myth.

From my own experience:
1. Big thighs make it look smaller than it really is, after a heavy workout all blood is in muscles, so under a shower it will look as small as it is usually in really cold water.
2. Steroids like testosterone actually make it bigger (increased water retention causing higher blood volume = 1 to 2 centimeters more length) while making balls smaller temporarily (downregulaton of natural testosterone production causes balls to athrophy, but with correct countermeasures it can be easily avoided).

OFC a heavy drug user who doesn't know any limits and countermeasures will have some serious trouble with his wiener sooner or later.

 

[~BURNY~]

Its a myth.

From my own experience:
1. Big thighs make it look smaller than it really is, after a heavy workout all blood is in muscles, so under a shower it will look as small as it is usually in really cold water.
2. Steroids like testosterone actually make it bigger (increased water retention causing higher blood volume = 1 to 2 centimeters more length) while making balls smaller temporarily (downregulaton of natural testosterone production causes balls to athrophy, but with correct countermeasures it can be easily avoided).

OFC a heavy drug user who doesn't know any limits and countermeasures will have some serious trouble with his wiener sooner or later.

 

[raybrochill]

I would think that he could shit and make a piss arch to the shower...

 

[kaomao]

wtf... pee bottle lol

 

[kaomao]

Good

Almost as good as the old Ryans Steakhouse incident.

this is priceless lol I love it

 

[Mutant]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

HAHAHAHA !