Worst possible "date" ever.

[The Unavoidable]

I don't fucking believe it at all but it brought the lulz. Pictures really added to the effect.

Same here.


Just for arguments sake however, taking it to the tub was pretty much the worst thing he could have done in that situation. Was that somehow a better option than just wiping some piss of the floor? Or some shit from the side of the toilet for that matter?

EDIT: And how the hell did he expect the turd to dissolve in water? Has he ever taken a shit before in his life?

 

[[UEAK]Clowd]

that was the best shit i've ever read.

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I believe this. There are some stupid fucking people that are walking this earth. I don't doubt for a second that this has happened to other people before as well. I actually have two stories of people I know in very similar situations, one involving an escape down an emergency exit ladder, and another involving a movie theater. Neither of those stories involve a dumb ass like this guy though.

 

[scorpio01169]

I laughed too fucking hard.....that was funny

 

[robfromthedeep]

IF ONLY HE HAD HIS PEE BOTTLE!!!!

 

[narcossintese]

Epic dialog:

I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

And I can only imagine how much these body builders shit smell, with all those albumin. But WTF, can´t you just take a leak anywhere? I always piss on the streets when I´m drunk.

 

[Trevoire520]

What the fuck? Bo bodybuilders have no control of their bowels or something?

 

[gabriel g.]

Damn I didnt know that Ben Stiller is a member of "forum.bodybuilding.com/"

but it is EPIC!!!!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

What the fuck? Bo bodybuilders have no control of their bowels or something?

No, this guy isn't a bodybuilder, he's a fucktard.

 

[Joematthews]

Fuck me, I litterally died laughing, I'm in tears

 

[Executioner213]

What a retard. Why couldn't he think to put his boner downwards and do both at the same time. Fuckin idiot.

 

[Erkan]

I don't think I've laughed this hard for a year atleast. Man, thanks for that, it really felt good to laugh that hard

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I don't want this to happen to my BRAHS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PhilTheBeard]

All i can say is wow. That was really funny, i hope to never ever have that happen ever.

 

[R-Stuur]

Man... Pee bottles? Hahaha....

 

[EerieVon]

I call bullshit.Unless the guy has a unit thats as big as a toddlers arm I cant see why he couldnt pee and poop at the same time. Its really not that hard to "aim" an erect penis while taking a dump

 

[KeithRT99]

What is it with that bodybuilding forum? they have so many awesome threads.

also

I call bullshit.Unless the guy has a unit thats as big as a toddlers arm I cant see why he couldnt pee and poop at the same time. Its really not that hard to "aim" an erect penis while taking a dump

are you serious? Have you ever had to take a dump whilst fully engorged? impossible.

 

[westandredeemed]

Never in my life have I heard of anyone bringing a bottle to piss in on dates.
How would you explain having a bottle of pee in your back seat to your date???

 

[lolzgreg]

This is pretty ridiculous. Why wouldn't he just grab the garbage and pee in that or something? People these days.

Those pictures were amazing though, I'll give that to him

 

[garry666]

its obvisouly not true everyone knows body builders arent built downstairs hed have no problem sittin down, but honetly holy fuck funny.