Worst singers of all time

[phlogiston]

In a thread related to one that is already running, who are the singers that you dislike the most.

For mine, the guy from Jebediah wins hands down. He sounds like he sings with the microphone up his nose. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahha yes me too! I hate that guy!

Jimmy Barnes is my #1 most hated singer though. I hate him so much. He grabs that microphone, puts it to his mouth, squinches up his face, and then screeches as badly as he possibly can. I HATE HIM!

 

[spawn]

Well, the singer on Iced Earths first album is horrid!

 

[spawn]

Oh wait, I forgot Alexei thingamabob from Children Of Bodom!

He can write awesome songs, play phenomenal guitar, but he cant sing. Well he might be able to sing, if he tried, but he isnt trying I dont think....

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

He's definitely a phenomenal guitar player, but I don't think I would even give him the "write good songs" part heheh... to me, every COB song sounds like nothing more than a showcase of his fretboard speed.

It's almost like the non-glammy Malmsteen stuff (I like his catchy songs like Teaser and Heaven Tonight hehe) but with death/black vocals hehe.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Oh yeah and I agree, Gene Adams sucks hahaha! He doesn't even sound in tune! LOL!

John Greely is cool though heheh.

 

[spawn]

Check out the stuff he has written with Sinergy though Troops, tis amazing!

 

[TinMan666]

Yeah. Jimmy Barnes and the guy from Jebediah are terrible.

 

[Lord Tim]

Besides everyone in an "alternative" band (yeah - alternative... played on mainstream radio and TV, not very alternative!), I would have to list Casey Chambers right up there... I know a lot of people like what she does but man, does her voice annoy me!

Metal singers... Well, anyone that's been to the Dungeon board in the last month will know which guy really pisses me off with his horrible vibrato and cliched lyrics!

 

[spawn]

Originally posted by Lord Tim

Metal singers... Well, anyone that's been to the Dungeon board in the last month will know which guy really pisses me off with his horrible vibrato and cliched lyrics!

 

[KoichCPA]

That guy from greenday makes me wanna shit. As does kasey Chambers,the dude from korn,the guy from blind guardian(that lord of the rings song sends me into hysterics every time)Axl Rose and any rapper,any punk vocalist.

 

[Sydo]

Originally posted by Koichi
That guy from greenday makes me wanna shit.

Greenday makes me wanna shit.

 

[Cooperman]

GREENDAY - Warning! May have laxative effect.

 

[Lord Tim]

It's easy to sing like Greenday...

"I yope you avda dime of yor lieeee.....!"

I mean, dude - is that a speech impediment?!

Way funnier than Hansi's inability to pronouce Rs in Blind Guardian! HAHAHA! "Goodbye my fwiend! I found you at the end!" HAHAHA!

 

[Icarus]

HAHAHAAH

Its like Kai singing in heading for tomorrow:

"Where will the childwren goooo tomaaaaawwwoahhhhhh"

Must be a german thing eh

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Hahahaha nah nah the Scorpions singer takes the cake:

In "No One Like You":

"I've missed you since I've been a wee" it sounds like ("away" its meant to be of course)

And in "Bad Boys Running Wild":

"Bad boys runnin' wild, and you better get out of their wee"

What the hell are you doing in their urine!

 

[Goreripper]

Originally posted by The Trooper

And in "Bad Boys Running Wild":

"Bad boys runnin' wild, and you better get out of their wee"

That's so true!



Seriously though, that Jebediah dude should be killed.

 

[Bucko]

Dunno , I if don't like them I don't listen to them.

 

[Sydo]

Originally posted by Bucko
Dunno , I if don't like them I don't listen to them.

True, but with Greenday you can't escape. Every damn radio station plays them every damn day.

 

[Bucko]

True but I don't listen to FM Radio that much .

Just my good old wholesome collection of Heavy Metal , like now Sabbath's Forbidden hav'nt listen to it for ages , picked it up again on the weekend and hav'nt stopped playing it .