worst thing about New England

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no lizards.

 

[FalseTodd]

also, no in-n-out burger

 

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this thread is not "bad things about New England", count samula. it is just noting the very pinnacle of bad things about New England. which is its lack of lizards.

 

[FalseTodd]

lizards i could take or leave

 

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dude, they run around and you can chase them.

 

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and they look wise

 

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also, little claws and colorful skin!

 

[lizard]

ever since I left UNH New England has never been the same.

worst thing about Non-New England: The other day I had a serious jones for some fried clams and had to go to Long John Silver's.

 

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also I hear you guys have to pay like $30 for a (good) lobster!!

 

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p.s. lizard, sam says he's ambivalent about you living or dying.

 

[lizard]

it's the weighty burden I bear, being of inconsequence to rhythm devils.

 

[FalseTodd]

meh

 

[x_OPETH_x]

we have plenty of lizards here...i give you permission to take some back to Boston.

 

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actually on family vacations to florida, toby and i would capture lizards and try to smuggle them back on the plane/in the car.

 

[Astral Poetry]

All Them Gays!

 

[x_OPETH_x]

actually on family vacations to florida, toby and i would capture lizards and try to smuggle them back on the plane/in the car.

yeah...sadly, they don't have a very long shelf life...

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

You folks also don't have roller rinks.