veil the sky
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LiB said:what what WHAT?, threesome?
whohooo!!!
Hearse said:goddamn you people... I wanna meet alyona and veil
And ofcourse shake hands with alyona
yeh but you should wear gloves or bring a paper towel....
Worst thing youve heard in bed?
- Thread starter Starscream
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whohooo!!!
yeh but you should wear gloves or bring a paper towel....
Lolita Vampiriá
Sister of Mercy
What was that you used to have as your avatar?
*interested*
I can recall the Wanker -part though.
*interested*
I can recall the Wanker -part though.
Lolita Vampiriá
Sister of Mercy
veil the sky
Lexicon V
hehe yeh. i was kind of crusty toilet paper......
actually that's what you should have done Hearse, is to have one of those avatars that changes after a few seconds. you could have it switching between your roll and a pile of crusty used toilet paper! now that would be classy!
actually that's what you should have done Hearse, is to have one of those avatars that changes after a few seconds. you could have it switching between your roll and a pile of crusty used toilet paper! now that would be classy!
yay, im pleased with this thread.
heres a good one:
on the night i lost my virginity to the love of my life (still with her, 3 years with 6 month hiatus-im rad), i was like 15 and was in 'party' mode and we were going to a mates bday bash. being as comfortsble with my sexuality as i am i dressed up as a gay cop.
and GOD DAMN i was homo , i was really camp looking.
i had skin tightness, the handlebar mustach and aviators+cap.
so my girlie ends up loosin it to a fag enforcer but to top it all my bed collapsed in a titanic fashion halfway through.(1.5 mins approx.)
that was teh winnar of how to be romantic.
heres a good one:
on the night i lost my virginity to the love of my life (still with her, 3 years with 6 month hiatus-im rad), i was like 15 and was in 'party' mode and we were going to a mates bday bash. being as comfortsble with my sexuality as i am i dressed up as a gay cop.
and GOD DAMN i was homo
, i was really camp looking.i had skin tightness, the handlebar mustach and aviators+cap.
so my girlie ends up loosin it to a fag enforcer but to top it all my bed collapsed in a titanic fashion halfway through.(1.5 mins approx.)
that was teh winnar of how to be romantic.
veil the sky
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Alyona
I have his hat
DE
vote bnp
Alyona said:you should do it like veils....half way through the night.....and makes me call him daddy
rofl
veil the sky said:haha 1.5 minutes is halfway through
what can i say?
im a fucking stalion.
veil the sky
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Black_paragon
all moths must DIE
... My mum walking up to my door, banging on it saying 'can you go to sleep please' about 4am. Ok so she was a bit of a screamer and I was getting a bit carried away - i didn't think anyone was in at the time :S
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