actually that's what you should have done Hearse, is to have one of those avatars that changes after a few seconds. you could have it switching between your roll and a pile of crusty used toilet paper! now that would be classy!
on the night i lost my virginity to the love of my life (still with her, 3 years with 6 month hiatus-im rad), i was like 15 and was in 'party' mode and we were going to a mates bday bash. being as comfortsble with my sexuality as i am i dressed up as a gay cop.
and GOD DAMN i was homo , i was really camp looking.
i had skin tightness, the handlebar mustach and aviators+cap.
so my girlie ends up loosin it to a fag enforcer but to top it all my bed collapsed in a titanic fashion halfway through.(1.5 mins approx.)
... My mum walking up to my door, banging on it saying 'can you go to sleep please' about 4am. Ok so she was a bit of a screamer and I was getting a bit carried away - i didn't think anyone was in at the time :S