Worst thing youve heard in bed?

[Starscream]

tired but a good'n, a friends recent..mishap..reminded me of how harsh sex can be sometimes.


the worst thing ive heard would probably be "oh thats so sweet of you" whilst i was going down on a girl.not what you want to hear. and she was just a fling.




that one hurt my pride.







manowar made it better!

 

[yourdeadgroom]

worst thing I've heard in bed was my knee pop out, as I rolled over (I was alone, too)

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Your mom moaning (I had to)

 

[Eirik]

hrrm.. with my pop/rap/whatever brother in the next door room, I've overheard some crappy music in the mornings and at night

 

[Beast In Flames]

The worst thing I ever heard in bed was someone wanting me to suffer a slowly insertion in a huge container of boiling oil...and then I woke up.

 

[Starscream]

Your mom moaning (I had to)

i understand, its the polite thing to do.

oh the sound of foxes having sex is fucking horrible. the fem screams like a baby who's being beaten, one time it was so bad i thought i woman was being raped outside my house. (plausable)

 

[LiB]

Worst thing i heard was a fanny fart, was really wierd i wasnt expecting anything. and i was like "WTF!! stop farting at me you rude bitch", took me about half a second to realise and then my general went limp, what a great night that was.

 

[Starscream]

haha! your general.

wouldnt private be more suitable?

 

[LiB]

haha! your general.

wouldnt private be more suitable?

shut up or ill have you court marshalled for insolence!

 

[The intruder88]

The worst thing i've heard in bed was an (ex) friend masturbating in his bed... Thank godess I wasn't in the same bed that he was...

 

[The intruder88]

Yes...it is...and i thought it would be funny, too...

 

[Starscream]

shut up or ill have you court marshalled for insolence!

y'sir.



Intruder- thats dark man, why dont fem-friends do that shit?

 

[The intruder88]

There's lots more dark, depressing shit where that came from...and yessa, i've always wondered why fem friends don't do that...

 

[Starscream]

Yes...it is...and i thought it would be funny, too...

hey its not my fault nobody wants to share.

i expected it to follow the example i set but it went off on one.
it seems my sexual failings arent good enough for you guys. fine, i hate you.

 

[Belial]

My brother fucking a 400 pound behemoth of a woman right next to me as I slept! Can you imagine waking up to that? Fucking traumatizing ... maybe that's why I'm gay.

 

[The intruder88]

Ewwwwww! So your brother likes bigguns, does he?uke:

 

[Starscream]

My brother fucking a 400 pound behemoth of a woman right next to me as I slept! Can you imagine waking up to that? Fucking traumatizing ... maybe that's why I'm gay.

thats it! fat women=gay men!!


this is a money making opportunity if i ever saw one..

 

[Spike]

.....Please refer to the 'Longest.....fart....EVER!" thread to get an indication of the worst sound I've ever heard while in bed.

Spike

 

[Manbient]

"are you gonna cum yet?"


...ouch....

 

[Cows on million man march]

-"dont you think we should be timing this?"
-"I WANNA BABY!!" ...non of these happened to me, but i think it would be funny.