would anyone like to assist me in digging a hole to china?

[goatschool]

fooking wussbags

 

[Nagle]

I've already done that. In fact, I'm almost there.

 

[minxnim]

i'll help but like, you should get me some gloves because i dont want to fuck up my manicure.

 

[xfer]

i'll start in china and meet you halfway?

 

[goatschool]

goddamn Nagle would have it all figured out already.

preppah, i need you for strategic planning and to deal with any errant underground dwellers who might threaten to make a meal of us.

xfer, the thing is, we need to burst through the soil in a backwards province where we can convince the residents that we are "vistors from elsewhere", thus potentially setting ourselves up as godhead/elder figures.

 

[goatschool]

this thread is silly and kind of indicative of how infantile my perspective(s) has(ve) sunk

thanks deadair.

 

[deadair]

wha... blaming me?

 

[goatschool]

you're a stand up sort of guy. c'mon, take the hit.

 

[deadair]

ok ok... this time...

but next time i get blindsided... you better watch out mister

 

[goatschool]

bitch, i was born and raised 300 miles from brooklyn, and you know what they say about friends and enemies...

 

[deadair]

listen...

all i have to say...

my mothers maiden name is mangini...

nuff said

 

[minxnim]

i am good at strategic planning for battle. my motto is: BITCHES GET STITCHES.

 

[goatschool]

!!!!!!

i really, really, really wish you had gone to the chinese hopping vampire and gore film(s) on saturday. you would have been in... heaven

 

[xfer]

ah, so the point is not to have a hole, but in the digging!

what with globalisation and all that, it's so hard nowadays to convince people you're an incarnate god. i mean, even the most backwards savage has seen a cigarette lighter nowadays. we're probably going to have to messily devour five or six farmers when we emerge just to get our point across.

 

[goatschool]

excellent thinking...

plan B, in fact, is to whip out some black magic and assemble a small entourage of hopping zombies to assist in the "attitude restructure" of the rural citizenry.

or, yes. deadair can eat the farmers.

 

[deadair]

i'll eat anything!!!!

 

[minxnim]

me? in heaven? dude, saturday i was like, lying on my bed in a frigid state. i'm a wreck.

 

[goatschool]

noo. no. this musn't be.

 

[Stultus]

I'd love to help, but I'm too busy digging a foxhole at the moment.

 

[Stultus]