would anyone like to assist me in digging a hole to china?

[goatschool]

that's exactly what the chinese will SEE as preppy takes point upon first contact

 

[xfer]

those freakin' uighurs won't even know what hit 'em!

 

[avi]

I'm very disappointed more people didn't pick up on the hopping vampire reference

 

[Stultus]

I is quite disturbing that the only thing that comes up in google when I search for "hopping campfire" is furry drawings.

 

[goatschool]

Prepping-Ling Lam is official necro-geomancer axe-kicker

 

[xfer]

trace out those ley lines and let's rock!

 

[FrostGiant]

I've got a question. Once you get past the center of the earth, how in the hell are you going to dig up?

 

[xfer]

In Darunia, we'll use the Jump spell to get on top of the house and go down the chimney. We'll find what we need there. Then let's hit the Swamp Palace and grab this:

THEN we'll be all set.

 

[deadair]

xfer has all the answers...